question below got me to thinking about beards.  ladies, what would you do with client that has the ZZ Top or Duck Dynasty beards and long hair ???

Does that include other ZZ Top/Duck Dynasty attributes? Because the length is totally fine with me, I just don't fuck homophobes or dudes over 55.

2014 and tell him to get the sexy 5 o'clock shadow lol. But he has to have the jawline for it...

It was to hide my age. I was in 20s, but with goatee looked in 30s.  That always was a benefit when hobbying. I have somewhat of a baby face.  But I can't imagine having anything like guys from Duck Dynasty.... Its one thing to have white guys grow beard like that. You don't want a brown man like your's truly with that kind of beard.

When I graduated college many moons ago I supervised men who were much older than me.  So I grew a mustache just to look older.  It ended up being quite the handlebar deal and proved great for straining soup or, in the winter, catching mucus.  A few years later I shaved it off and was surprised to see I'd forgotten what my upper lip looked like.
The first time I walked outside and felt a breeze on my face I could feel my now-non-existent mustache blowing in the breeze.  Kind of like an amputee who can feel his non-existent toes wiggling.

I've had my mustache since 1968..I grew it to lookolder for a part I had been cast in (Back then I was an actor).. and I still have it.. I'm afraid to cut it off.. but now, I think it makes me look too old.. think Wilfred Brimley..

In high school, long hair and the Elvis sideburns.
College had the longer hair and beard/stash.
Then the job world, mix and match of beard/goatee/'stash.
20 years later, the brown is pretty much grey and after a shaving "mishap" a couple a months ago, I'm back to clean shaven and the hair on my head has pretty much migrated south.  I did get the"baby face/10 years younger" comment from more than a couple of ladies

Re: I'd...

Having been both long hair and bearded and now bald and clean shaven, I'm looking forward for double the pleasure and double the fun!!

Homophobes?

She was referring to remarks made by Phil Robertson of DD fame..

Oh. She knows him?

Wait lol a feminist hooker???? Damn I'm confused now.  

First, they sneeze and it looks like a party favor... then you see what's left in the said mustache or beard... o.O

Sounds like you saw a picture of me with my stubble look, Taylor! I know my switch to shaving my head and the fade to my stubble beard is quite handsome! Thank you, Jason Statham, for making it cool! Now if I could have his physique... Haha!

Feminist Beard-Lovin' Hookers of TER Unite!

I didn't have to explain to you that feminism encompasses way more than just "men vs. women".  

Sure we'll screenprint them on thrifted vintage T-shirts at the next feminist hooker M&G...

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 Can I get this on a shirt!?