...what you do with it.  While you're right that you can't make "fuck you" money simply from fucking for hourly wages, it IS a very good start.

Many providers are like singers with one hit record or athletes who have one good year.  They think the big money will never stop rolling in and don't plan for the day when the well runs dry.

I started working when the minimum wage was just over $2.00/hr.  I saved my money, got an education, got a good job, saved some more, invested wisely and retired at 38, letting my investments work for me.

Many providers do make big money but some fritter it away foolishly while others can't save because they have families to support. It's not one size fits all.

And BTW, your Johnnie-boy One Note persona is getting tiresome.  Why the constant attack on "hookers" who "suck dick?"

No different than athletes who come into really big money for a short period of time.  Some are smart and put it away...while many more buy shit that doesn't mean crap in 5 years.

The prior thread wasn't an attack on hookers...it was a question to saturnsky.  And some hookers got on board with the thread...which made it all that more interesting and entertaining.

I also don't believe I referred to "johnnie boy" in any posts on that thread.  But now I did here...asshole  

Sorry to have mucked up the Lifetime programming in association with the Oprah Network.  But I've got to get back to working on some returns so I can pay my cell phone bill.

But I'll keep an eye out here if anything but "dick sized" threads appear.

Oh...and I thought that hookers do suck dick.  Aren't they sucking yours?

On another note...why in the hell would you retire at 38?  The fun is just getting started at that age.  I presume that you found other things to do to kill time...like fucking hookers.  The gals appreciate that.

wow guys..my balls started to itch just reading this diatribe..

Remember on Sundays the old PTL club?That miserable Tammy Faye Baker?Yappin and crying her damn mascara off? You could not get any channel with something to make you smile to refresh from the same old drama. Between that vs the same commercials over and over again  it's best to walk away and find something more pleasing.

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How about a rant from you on photographers or web designers?

Haven't read enough of that crap from you in a week or so!

But I don't think that was the point of his argument.  It was just that SS said that she made more than a neurosurgeon.

I'm not so sure about that.

those who can count, and those who can't!

Ok, I just read the first post by cpa that got this garbage started by whining about the hundreds of hookers on here and how there are no good threads.  Of course, he had to bring my name into it.  

So let me get this straight, chicago cipa.  You hate hookers, hate women, hate guys that like them, hate lesbians, hate feminine guys, hate gay men, hate black people (oprah)and hate old people.  It's sad that you are such a hateful and bitter person at your age.  One of the things that we hope to see when someone gets older is that they grow into their own integrity.  That they actually find enlightenment, peace in the world and love.  It looks to me like you haven't found any.   All I can say is that I just hope you aren't part of any minority or protected class of citizens that other people might hate.  I heard a lot of accountants in Chicago are Jewish or Asian.   You wouldn't happen to be part of either of those tribes, would you?  If so, I'm sure there are plenty of nazis in the chi-town region that would love to make your acquaintance.  

Why are you here again?

Personally, I don't care how much someone makes if they are miserable.  I know that money is a great tool, and you can do a lot with it to help yourself.  But, then again, you have to want the help and be willing to do better for yourself.  Money can't buy that.

More power to the ladies that can make what they can. Thank you ladies.

There are 10 types; those who understand binary arithmetic and those who don't...

The biggest idiot award should go to the wealthiest person in the cemetary.

8o)

Perhaps that's a bit harsh, but it does make a point.

Like all things, it's a matter of balance.

LOL! I like that I would have liked your pappy.

But no review on the session!

Seems like you had it pulled....wonder why.

Phew...I heard that things are really tough in your world...but glad you can still afford a cell phone.

Don't you use a burner phone?

Seems like all the hookers I know do...but apparently you don't?  Pity...putting those unsuspecting johns at risk using your personal phone.

How's it going in BeanTown?

"For Monet, the money was the draw. She went from earning $25,000 in her previous job to earning six figures as an escort, charging up to $1,350 an hour. "We lived in a million-dollar neighborhood and I got to travel around the world going scuba diving."

Monet says that she could make over $5,000 a day and that one wealthy client once flew her out first-class to New York, put her up in an expensive hotel and wrote her a check for $16,000."

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=4451781&page=1

This is not rare, it is very common.  But, ChgoCPA is correct, most "hookers" lie about what they make.  The ones that make less than what they say, claim to make more to sound more popular and the ones that make more than what they claim, want to protect themselves from the I.R.S.

WTF is wrong with you ?

You're on so many boards fighting off the others who are on to your psychotic insanity.

Must be hell to be you!  But you do it to yourself...and have for years on these boards.

Please....stay in BeanTown.  Find some other john to shill for you there.  Just don't bash the poor bastard when he realizes what he got involved in.

CCPA is here to stir up shit.

You can't change him, so my advice to anyone who doesn't want to get involved in it is to just ignore him.  It's really that simple.  Eventually either he stops, or you just stop responding.

I have no issues with him, and I know he is offensive as fuck, but that's the way he is wired.  There are many others on this board who I consider much worse, but all you can do is control how you respond.

In his defense, I think his comment was snarky, but he did take SS to the mat about her statement that she made more than most neurosurgeons.  That's not entirely true, and I already explained how annualizing an hourly rate is a very different outcome and argument than backing into an hourly rate from a career/job/profession which is basically full employment as opposed to working sporadically.

You may indeed be giving me a bad reputation

So unless you intend on posting this warning on every thread...every day it is meaningless.  These lemmings...and they don't know they are actually lemmings...just keep on falling into the abyss.

And will continue to do so.  But you and I and most others who understand the dynamics of discussion boards just play with those.  Or as LR says...."I love playing with the mice here".

And trying to explain to a really dumb one like not-so-HOTT-Brie anything about finance...YIKES.

She couldn't make change without the register telling her what the answer is.  But she always tells a customer "Have a nice day".  They drill this into the 7-11 employees before they let them loose.

I can't believe how many fall into it! I find CPA an ass but yet funny at the same time... not that I haven't told him that. He does keep it real and sorry, but the boards light up when he is posting. Was quite dull without him around and was waiting for him to come back. By the way, welcome back.

I just scratch my head as to why people fall into an argument match with any other person on here, over stupid shit.

I seriously am amazed that neurosurgeons make less than they deserve... that is crazy.

When they see a trainwreck.  Just scroll past it.

Re: You may indeed be giving me a bad reputation

Ha, ha.  You make me laugh, loser cpa.  Some of us like e-fight, like me.  I think it's fun watching you get your ass kicked by a bunch of "hookers."  

And as far as intelligence goes, I'm twice as intelligent as you'll ever be.  How difficult do you really think it is to crunch a few numbers?  You give yourself too much credit.  A fourth grader can do simple math which is mostly all you need to be an accountant.  We all know you couldn't get a degree in engineering or become a neurosurgeon, because you could barely get past college algebra.  lol

You will always need to be a hobbyist, cpa, because no woman in their right mind would have a fucking thing to do with you if you weren't paying.  So as hot as you may think I'm not, I can still get laid anytime I feel like.  Weird how guys keep checking me out everywhere I go.  It must be, because I'm ugly.

Carry on.