Now it is being reported that men with a greater number of sexual partners are at greater risk for prostate cancer!  Luckily the study is inconclusive but still something to think about.  See link.

Statistics can be used to prove any point.  It isn't the number of partners at all, but the frequency of infection that correlates positively with the occurance of both prostate dysfnction and prostate cancer.  Play safely.

Fact:  If you survive long enough, your prostate gland will enlarge and possibly become cancerous.

Fact:  Prostate infections significantly reduce the length of time that the prostate functions properly.

Fact:  Current pharmacology can control prostate dysfunction and, at least to some degree, mitigate the onset of prostate cancer.

Fact:  If you enjoy sex with a large number of very beautiful and wonderful women, you will die.  You will also die if you don't.

Therefore, go forth ye young men and sample all that is there.  You only get one chance; take it.

Such humor, I'm busting a gasket, compelled to share ... (can you tell that it's computer day for felicia, I'm all over this board tonight!):

Had a favorite client suffer from a prostrate problem, and unbeknownst to him,  thinking it was an std, he asked me if I had std's.  I asked what led him to this suspicion; his concerned,  honest and embarrassed answer:  "I just went to my doctor because I've been having pain in my xxx, and the doc says he believes I have an std.  conclusive tests on monday."  

Dont we all  just LOVE weekends when it cums down to this?

So here goes, in the meantime, I tried to comfort him, and just having talked with a platonic male friend who informed me of a worrysome and painful bladder infection. told my client not to get overwrought, because of blah blah example, but what good is that when waiting for exam results; also confirming with my client that I would get another std test although I'd recently had one (and so did on Saturday, a clever feat on my part, I must admit) Nonetheless, results in xxx days. The private practictioner cost me about 300 and a bunch of sideglances, for which I was NOT grateful.  still...

All said and done, the client told me (DEAD SERIOUS); His doctor said he didn't have std's,  just an inflamed prostrate because he wasnt getting ENOUGH SEX.)

I wanted to tell Doc a thing or two for having put my Dearie and myself through this, but I was tonguetied, so all I could do was say to this lovely man: Pronto, cum see me!  Doc's orders!

xoxo

ff



P.s.  this is a true story.  definitely truer than the cow jumped over the moon!  No but it's true.  True true true. Would I lie?  Nah, bad karma.

True.






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tell me, is your story true ? (-:  It wasn't quite clear (-:

YES.  ABSOLUTELY.  As true as I am enhanced.     And that is true.  The incident about suspected std's happened about a year ago; the client and I are very good friends now, as well as still client and provider.

Pretty scary that my other friend (the platonic one) didn't know he even had a bladder infection; he'd felt pain in his cojones, but habitually ignores his body so he can work on his computer. I suggested to him about the bladder infection, but was quite amazed he was not in much more pain.

But it is an absolutely true story,  No intention to mislead.
And now that I look at it again, I guess, not so funny.

xoxo

ff



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I'd be gone a long time ago....

Ithink it's more like a muscle: Regular exercise makes it strong.