Gals, don't you hate it when you open the envelope and find Monopoly money?

I always use f*ck.

It's a FUCK BOARD you can spell out naughty words.  You can even say them in the privacy of you own home.  Please watch this instruction video.

i always offered plenty of the fattest, most scrumptious flies to the ladies.  we would have sex, then they would eat me.  happy with this incarnation as a human!

Lets not forget that it's a fuck board.  lol

Helen H from met art will remind us that this is what the hobby is all about. shieeet~

i too was a good spider. i think that being human is a relative improvement. although one or two human ladies i've met seem to have cannibalistic tendencies on the whole i'd still rather trust a girl than a guy.

i've never been into the TV/TS scene. i've met one or two socially only (friends of a lady friend). perhaps it's because i've never been a clownfish or a wrasse?

The honey bees genital explode and snap off inside the queen during mating. The female hyena got bigger dicks than the males. And, the male giraffe takes a mouth full urine to drink from the female to see if she wants to make. I've seen stranger. Take a look at the bizarre mating rituals of other species below.

I understand that. Didn't think I'd leave with my pito when all was said and done...!

I'll send you a pic what a lady did to me to your email, lol!

You need to read some of his reviews.

mrfisher is a freak, and enjoys all sorts of activites with the ladies he sees. And you would never know it, meeting him face-to-face for the first time. TOTALLY nondescript, and would blow your mind what you would picture him to look like.  

but i suppose i could share a before and after balance sheet! LOL!

THIS!  Can't wait to find out!

But I couldn't share before and aftere photos either.  My spirit is still rebooting, no photos.

Sense of humor is very dry, and when he laughs he sounds like 'Deputy Dog' (hee hee hee hee) for those of us that are old enough to know what that is...!

He has no time to read reviews.  Leave the busy man alone and let his creative juice flow.  

I'm still eagerly awaiting his next post, we can all learn how to hobby like Ronald McDonald.

mrfisher, I mean!

Look. No homophobic shit here. When he was here with Bev Fisher last month, and she and I went to have a smoke, he came out later and the wonderment he displayed, just taking in all the sites, was so cool to see. We watched him, and had to smile and laugh. He's at peace, is what I gather.

When someone of his experience(he was at Woodstock, for fuck sakes), can still appreciate the little things, it kinda humbles a jaded person like myself.

Where I dread getting out of bed every morning, he looks forward to what life has to bring.

I learn a lot from him, among others, and I hope I can emulate these teachings.

If you look at Macs older posts, he didn't use that stupid twitter speak. It only started recently. I think a 12 year old kid is on his computer! I used to read all his posts for the humor. Now I get a headache reading the subject line or the first sentence, and just avoid them altogether. It's too bad because there used to be some funny shit.

I hate getting out of bed in the AM.

(Unless it's a weekend, that is.)

spiders serve a useful purpose cause they eat other insects  that can be harmful