TER General Board

I'm the bad twin
Hirogen 1486 reads
posted
1 / 28

Females can smell just as bad as the guys can by not shaving their armpits and not using deodorant. This is directed towards the Eastern European providers mainly.
I was getting a massage by a Russian provider today. This place has "options" on services. I opted for a half hour massage and no happy ending because of the odor. FS was out of the question for me. This is the second stinky Eastern European provider I had seen.

I will be mailing them a 12 pack of Irish Spring and maybe they will get the hint.

Hirogen 382 reads
posted
2 / 28

You have a nice fit body ;)
I may want to tweak your eyebrows a little bit, but other then that I am sure you are shaved, clean and a good performer. No complaints here.

Hirogen 246 reads
posted
3 / 28

My contention is that she needed a shower and deodorant.
If that was her reproductive readiness pheromones then they didn't work. Maybe they attracted some moths or fruit flies.

AintNoHumbleHo 258 reads
posted
4 / 28

Even sending her entire Duane Read won't help.

Hirogen 253 reads
posted
5 / 28

LOL. Her eyebrows are just fine. They don't have that penciled in look.

Now you will be a good twin and share her with me, right? Momma told us never to do battle against one another.

Curiouserandcuriouser 238 reads
posted
6 / 28
HalfHour 242 reads
posted
7 / 28

FABULOUS!!!!

I do hope to have the pleasure of your company soon.

...missed you in N.AZ.  :(

:)
HalfHour


Fair_Use 29 Reviews 325 reads
posted
8 / 28

The ideal provider should provide armpit hair to those of us who want it and provide freshly shaven armpits to those of us who don't want armpit hair.  After all, they are providers — so provide.  And if you and I do a chick together, then that chick should provide one armpit with hair and one armpit without.  We could flip for which arm goes bare and which arm goes natural.

MP67 11 Reviews 274 reads
posted
10 / 28

You are in soooo much trouble, you have NO fucking idea!!!!

Ahhh shit! I've been waiting for this day!!!!!!!

DelilahDivine See my TER Reviews 428 reads
posted
11 / 28

Perhaps the quality of PROVIDER is directly related to their smell or to their SEXUAL receptivity.

Vaginal smells from the apocrine gland that secrete pheromones and responsible for MOST of the sexual attraction.
Arm Pit smells are produced because the follicle is so close to other glands and sends off REPRODUCTIVE readiness pheromones.

http://www.livescience.com/7023-rules-attraction-game-love.html
http://www.livescience.com/553-woman-smells.html
http://healthylifecarenews.com/armpit-hair-useful-for-sexual-attraction/#more-2704



Hirogens.evil_twin 273 reads
posted
12 / 28

But I've got better taste.  Her eyebrows are fine and the rest is divine.

Hirogen 204 reads
posted
13 / 28
Hirogen 196 reads
posted
14 / 28

and that is okay with you in the hobby?
You call me the bottom feeder but being stinky is okay?
You chose a worthy alias for yourself.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 219 reads
posted
15 / 28

I will admit that clean is better than repulsive, but I have met certain women whose natural emanations were quite a turn on; in one case the experience was mutual which led to more fireworks than was probably good, but that is another matter.

I recall pornography back in the 1970s where the unshaven look came back into vogue after Playboy had pretty much banished any trace of hair south of the neck in the 1960s.

These things come and go as do most fashions.

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 345 reads
posted
16 / 28

It is entrenched "complainer/whiner habit" that cannot be broken. The only answer is not to listen and respond. Ignore and ignore.

Posted By: Khori
Boo fucking hoo!  

IgnoranceSucks 238 reads
posted
17 / 28

If you were a little more upscale, instead of the bottom feeder that you apparently are, you might find the options you are looking for on the menu.  Its not hard to find shaved woman.  

See sir, in America people can make choices, shave or not shave.  If you don't like what you find, you move on to the next option and you DON"T try to dictate to everyone what only your narrow mind can handle.

Maybe you can go to somewhere like Libya where they dictate what people should think and do.

Oh wait, you might be too late.  Your options are narrowing.

Hirogen 235 reads
posted
18 / 28

and God knows what else, would have to love stinky armpits and a smelly twat.

Stinky providers are not fashion statements.

IgnoranceSucks 241 reads
posted
19 / 28

Being clean is a choice, and those who choose to be unclean AND those who choose to patronize unclean providers or unclean establishments are also making a choice, albeit a bad choice IMHO.

I would never patronize the places or woman you have admittedly seen by your own post.  It’s not for me, but I would never interfere with your right to do so.

I call you a bottom feeder because you clearly have made a bad choice to patronize woman and locations that are unclean or stinky.   I choose not to patronize them, but again sir, I would never interfere with your right to do so.  Hobby on.

I do find it very noble of you to now undertake the mission of cleaning up their act by sending them the Irish Spring.  Kudos, and good luck with that, maybe there is hope for you.

Being stinky is NOT ok, but it’s still a choice.  
Neither is it ok to be making the generalization that all ladies who have underarm hair are unclean or stinky, in Eastern Europe, America or elsewhere.

Are you saying that by shaving their armpit hair that automatically cleanliness ensues?  

I’m sure woman who shave their armpits can also smell.    The inverse is also possible where men who don’t shave their armpits can be clean and not stink.  

Oh
And thank you for complimenting my alias; I was initially concerned that pointing out how your ignorance sucks would somehow offend you.  



I’ll now let you have the last word as I have no intention of engaging you any further at your level.  Stooping over isn’t good for the back.  

FrankLoydHungToTheWright 195 reads
posted
20 / 28


END OF MESSAGE

Hirogens.evil_twin 166 reads
posted
23 / 28

You have to pay your own way, but I'll put in a good word with her if that counts.  Who do I get in trade?  Momma also taught us to share.

vonrichtofenlas 15 Reviews 165 reads
posted
24 / 28

My hobby dollars would never go to a woman who has bushy anything or 'biker bitch' tatoos.  

Freedome is a wonderful thing..... and it goes both ways.

MVR

MP67 11 Reviews 237 reads
posted
25 / 28

Look at me. Haven't taken a shower yet today. May not. Who the fuck do I have to impress?

Haven't shaved since Friday, or ate since then either. Get my nutrition out of brown bottles.

This is Sunday, right? ;)

butterflydust See my TER Reviews 236 reads
posted
26 / 28

it's not necessarily uncommon for me to shyly ask a lover to give me the gift of a worn and unwashed t-shirt, so i could bury myself in their scent even when we are apart.

there is someone of whom i need to ask such a thing, actually; i'm just wondering how to approach it without seeming too odd...

madiba51 199 reads
posted
27 / 28

Probably because of the close proximity of the relevant area of the brain to the hippocampus, where long term memory is centered.  It is very useful to be aware of this when treating PTSD; it is also very cool to see that people who are aware of it can also use it to feel comforted when a loved one is away.  

Posted By: butterflydust
it's not necessarily uncommon for me to shyly ask a lover to give me the gift of a worn and unwashed t-shirt, so i could bury myself in their scent even when we are apart.

there is someone of whom i need to ask such a thing, actually; i'm just wondering how to approach it without seeming too odd...
-- Modified on 2/27/2011 7:27:12 PM

butterflydust See my TER Reviews 235 reads
posted
28 / 28

certain scents make me very happy indeed for the memories they evoke.

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