How do guys know whether they have big dicks or small dicks?  I don't know about anyone else, but I don't see other guys' erections.  The only place I see erections is in porn and very few guys can measure up to porn stars.

Women are better judges of who's big and who's not.  But if you ask a provider, she'll tell you you're as big as John Holmes.  A civvie may not be qualified to answer as she may have only experienced 5 or 10 dicks in her life or she may have a pussy the size of the Batcave.

Your thoughts, if any?

You have a big dick.

That's one way to find out, if you really need to know where you stand...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJLotMnfF5w  

And now, a word about the size of my dick.  It's huge.  How do I know this?  All the girls tell me.  I have also figured out a measuring formula to compare it to the porn star cocks on screen.  And, yes, it proves that my dick is as big as a baby's arm.
You're welcome.

Go and get a 120" HDTV screen and see how it measures up  LOL

It compensates for my 13" computer screen and renders a completely accurate comparison.  Besides, there are many, many renowned women who can attest to my mammoth girth.

And the legend continues!

And please don't say "that name" two more times or she'll come back like "Beetlejuice."  Oh, who am I kidding.  She'll be back, and soon.  She's just recuperating from a several day sojourn with a wealthy gentleman in some exotic locale.  Hunts Point, I believe.

It's exactly 0.9 inche

really badly. There was not much traffic and no other pedestrians so we decided to just piss over the side of the bridge. When we pulled our dicks out and dropped them over the railing he said, "Damn, that water is cold!" I said, "Yeah it sure is! And deep too!"


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That, and the urinals at public restrooms.

Watching too much porn and seeing dick’s shot with magnifying lenses make one think every men has huge dicks. Followed by some porn actress saying “IT IS BIG” and starts slurping.

But, it satisfies me just fine. Yeah the porn guys have big donkey dicks, but as I've noticed, women porn stars that can deep throat can't deep throat these behemoths. I for one like to be deepthroated and so I'm happy I'm not that big.  

and you'll see a website that will give you the averages for different countries in both length and girth....This should solve every ones problems.  As an example, in the Congo 7.1 inches long....the USA 5"  . Move to the Congo!

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