TER General Board
Last week while I was preparing to take my monthly bath, in preparation for my weekly visit to my CL posting ATF, a down-on-her-luck astro-physicist who was abused by her evil step-father, who I think I am falling in love with,(but can I really be in love with a woman with fake boobs?) I noticed that the hair on my balls was getting very long and matted from lack of maintenance.
So I took a double dose of Viagra to get my comically oversized cock erect to make shaving easier. As I held it to the side by pulling on the piercing that transects the tattooed head of my cock, so I could shave my scrotum with a dull spoon, I accidently cut myself and it made me think.
Can I get an STD from an unclean spoon while shaving? And if prostitution were legalized, would my ATF still enjoy her work – with or without the tipping? Would I still be required to buy my custom order Jumbo XL Magnum Condoms, or would the government supply them for me? And last, but not least, would I be able to declare the stated gift rate as a tax deduction even if I negotiated a discount because I am such a great lover and give her so many orgasms that she feels she owes me something?
These are important questions and I need some answers.
Oh Yeah...Before I Forget...One Last Thing...what does GFE stand for and what specific services are always included?
Hobbying-101...This is all for you...LOL.
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receive and that se does not offer. I will oversell both her looks and performance and I will also build expectations to unreal and impossible to fulfill levels.
I will also enhance my performance to near God-like levels.
And of course I will reveal personal and revealing information about her and her incall location as well.
You Know, typical stuff really.
God I hope everybody realizes this is a joke...of course I am using an alias that no one will ever figure out...so I should be okay...LOL.