Plus I love to see my name up on the board.

I meet some real nice people here too.  You, for example.

What I mean is, why are you on TER?!  Is it a social water cooler for the sexually adventurous? Is your visit to "learn?" or conversely to educate?  If a provider, as has been offered are you here as a marketing ploy?  or is this recreational for you?  As a hobbiest, if you could hobby, keep the reviews, but the forums were gone - would you find value in only the reviews, or are you like me, the reviews are almost inconsequential, tis the brother-sister hood that has true value?  so why are you here?

In the old days it was a crap shoot, never new what you would get. The reviews and info help alot.

to

Everything else is for entertainment purposes only...

Damn skippy, now make me laugh motha fuka!

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1) to see if the Hound will ever leave his homosexual ways
2) to wonder if LR will ever give in to a 6.25" c*ck
3) to witness the next bit of mastery from HoneyDooDoo's incredible collection of leaping vermin vids
4) to fight like hell with crazyshit
5) to have perfectstorm tell me about a TER board rule change in 2001
6) to witness Serpius coming off his 6th suspension in about 2 1/2 weeks from now
7) to wonder just how many times CPA can jam the word "hookers" into one thread
8) to witness once, just once, MrFisher going off on someone and telling them they are a fkin a-hole
9) to get swings to do a threesome with me
10) to take RUSchittingme's handle off of them
11) to witness Swim tell a newb to go fk a bp girl with no reviews bbfs style
12) to see Udo's divorce proceedings next week

1.  To read the reviews (and ads) in order to find girls that appeal to me for sessions.

2.  To read about the experiences of others, because I like to incorporate these experiences into my own sessions.

3.  to keep my mental and emotional state real.  Some of these providers will really have you thinking that they are all into you (which is a good thing!), and it's not a far reach to find that, at least for me, I can mentally sometimes cross the line.  However, reading posts and reviews reminds me of the true nature of this hobby (also a good thing).

That was pure Awesomeness! See why I am here? Nuff said.

Sorry, bro.  It ain't gonna happen.  That alias is the last of nearly 200 that were
butchered in cold blood a year ago.  He will be protected to the death.  As for the rest:
1)  Hound is gay?  Fuck!  I guess I need to cancel my trip to the baths with him.
2)  LR loves my massive marauder, and relishes taking all 12" of it in every orifice.  She just can't admit it because she has to save herself for me.
3) I missed your bouts with cs, so why don't you start one, just for shits and giggles.
4) I know for a fact, ps has never made reference to rule change prior to 2002, so stop your unfair accusations of that fucking haole.
5) As for HDD and his "leaping vermin vids," don't you know HDD himself is leaping vermin?
6) Finding something new to say about Serp is a tough one. May he fester forever.  Shit, where's hirogen when you need him?
7) I can guarantee you, CPA has used the word "johnnyboy" much more than "hookers."  Too bad it's tax season so he can't come back and defend himself.
8) I, too, would love to see mrfisher go off on someone.  But I've met the dude and I know this is impossible.  He makes Casper Milquetoast look like He Man.  I must be gay because I still love the guy.
9)  Fuck swings!  Get Edrienne Cole to do a threesome with both of us.  Arranging that may be the only way I'll give up my alias to you.
10)  Getting swim to tell any newbie to fuck off for any reason would make it in my book.  But you have as much chance of seeing that as getting mrfisher to leave mrsfisher.
11)  Udo.  I don't give a rat's ass if he divorces because I'm sure he's not married.  I would just like to watch the autopsy after his dick falls off.

that in 2001....?

You're telling me LR has a c*ck size limit!?  you are kiddin me?! right. Wow!  ya learn something every single day.

CPA spells it "johnnie boy."

And thanks for sticking up for me. I think you are correct about 2002. Wait! Did you just call me "fucking haole?" Them's fighting words!

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LR claims her tiny pussy can only take six inches.  The rest has to stay outside in the cold.  She's Schitting everyone, of course!  First of all, CPA claims he crammed all 6.3 inches of lil' CPA into her, thus claiming the record.
But he now knows my foot-long knockwurst got nearly all of himself up there.  Made her sing "Oh, Sweet Mystery of Life!"
Here's a brief clip.  The background noises are my groans of delight.

Maybe some Russian Room?
You gotta pay extra to get beaten with the leaves, and branches though.

Hey! You didn't specify FMF MFM MMF or WWF!

when I read some of the shit on this board and just shake my head in bewilderment...

Yea, but you can't find folks like us on NBC lol.

as long as you don’t take it serious.

For the edjumacation, of course!
         Love,
                Olive Oyl

That is when you just watch wrestling, and drink beer.
Then hit some free porn up, and jerk off.
I know you know all about it!

Omgrotflmfaobtwtfsihrohy

Had to concatenate me a new acronym for this post!

Oh my god rolling on the floor laffing my fucking ass off because that was the funniest shit I have read on here yet



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all about this.  And I have learned so much! Enough to realize that I barely know anything. lol!

And indeed to get my name out there- have to admit I would be flailing around in the World Wide Web somewhere without TER. Thank you, TER!

and I will do ANY threesome you want!

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