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escalade1964 65 Reviews 1766 reads
posted
1 / 31
"give me a little more if you can"

This morning my spin class instructor yells that out!
Of course my mind goes to a provider !  

Then, driving down Rte 1 I see a reader board on a family restaurant  
That reads: "Greek Specials"  

Do you experience things throughout the day that make you think of the hobby?

Your thoughts if any?

EscortBunny 578 reads
posted
2 / 31
"Greek" especially

I have never been able to see the word "Greek" without thinking of it's provider meaning ever since I learned what the provider meaning is. One of my friends once said, "I'd love to take a trip to Greece sometime!" I then replied, "Oh you haven't done anal yet?" They had no idea why I asked that.

2655981 366 reads
posted
3 / 31
In the maker community, they often throw around the word "Hobbyist". -Eom


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jeff_perv 5 Reviews 542 reads
posted
4 / 31
sitting at Hooters

yeah I think of my hobby when I'm sitting at Hooters restaurant.  I basically sit there like a creep and eye all the girls up and down.  As I'm sitting there, I have feelings of great satisfaction knowing that I've fucked several girls of equal attractiveness due to my hobby.

octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 596 reads
posted
5 / 31
what kind of providers ask

"Give me a little more if you can?"

in most mid to high end escorting market, tips are usually optional and are not expected  

my guess guys are more likely to tip agency  girl than indy, since they know agency takes cut of her fee

thoughts if any?

and yes, i am hijacking this thread  

#sorryaboutit

lopaw 29 Reviews 474 reads
posted
6 / 31
During the open enrollment period we were all asked....

....to choose a provider. :D

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 463 reads
posted
7 / 31
Light in the loafers?

You take "spin class"?
That's GAY.

The_Lies_We_Tell 385 reads
posted
8 / 31
Spas that offer "facials" yeah it makes me giggle. EOM.

Posted By: escalade1964
This morning my spin class instructor yells that out!  
 Of course my mind goes to a provider !  
   
 Then, driving down Rte 1 I see a reader board on a family restaurant  
 That reads: "Greek Specials"  
   
 Do you experience things throughout the day that make you think of the hobby?  
   
 Your thoughts if any?

GaGambler 398 reads
posted
9 / 31
I didn't have the slightest idea what "spin class" even was, I had to Google it

and now that I know what it is, I have to agree. Gayer than fucking Christmas.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 517 reads
posted
10 / 31
Take a spin down route 146 just before the RI border...

You'll see a big sign on the right for BJ's Wholesale Club.

2640778 460 reads
posted
11 / 31
"cim"

Happens often when I type an email address real quick and I hit the letter "i" instead of the letter "o". Ends up being cim instead of com, can't help but think of "cum in mouth" everytime I see "cim"!

LoboGris 3 Reviews 465 reads
posted
12 / 31
Obama swore

f you like your provider, you can keep your provider....
... yeah, since finding TER, health care commercials take on a whole new meaning..

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 356 reads
posted
13 / 31
BJs is a big chain out here

But we have a local board the if u type in the acronyms. .....up pops the southern California drug, alcohol  and sex addiction hot line

escalade1964 65 Reviews 425 reads
posted
14 / 31
Re: what kind of providers ask

Not true for me

I'm an equal opportunity hobbyist and tip agency/indy ladies the same due to performance

hey mikey 8 Reviews 344 reads
posted
15 / 31
Re: Take a spin down route 146 just before the RI border...

I was watching the TODAY show a few weeks ago and they had a special on Christmas electronics.  I laughed when the young female reporter told about how much she loved BJs.  I am sure that some producer wrote the script just waiting to laugh in her ear!  Later she caught herself and re-stated her words a bit.  Too funny!

octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 437 reads
posted
16 / 31
Re: I didn't have the slightest idea what "spin class" even was, I had to Google it

lolz
he also probably drives a smart car or mini cooper lol  

Posted By: GaGambler
and now that I know what it is, I have to agree. Gayer than fucking Christmas.

martykahn 310 reads
posted
17 / 31
In n Out burgers along with the BJ's restrauants

There's reminders all over the place, or maybe it's just me.

PocoHunter 15 Reviews 366 reads
posted
18 / 31
With my mind in the gutter...

... And the gutter in my mind.

My boss was showing me some trend charts of month to month cumulative data, and he had abbreviated it to read "m2m cum data", so I asked him, with smirk on my face, what was he thinking about when he wrote that? He just praised for a moment and gave me the deer in the headlights look.

Truth.

PocoHunter 15 Reviews 291 reads
posted
19 / 31
In Melbourne they just built a BJ's in front of Dick's Sporting goods --


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WildJimmy! 370 reads
posted
20 / 31
Watching reruns of Barney and Friends, with Baby Bop and B.J. (The little Dinosaurs).

So you're probably asking why I watch Barney and Friends reruns? Well, because the show is no longer producing any new episodes.

PocoHunter 15 Reviews 370 reads
posted
21 / 31
Re: what kind of providers ask

I agree, independent ladies may welcome tips, but should not expect them, the price should be all inclusive in their donation's schedule. Agency girls don't get to keep the full payment, but do keep the full tip.

That's one of the reasons why I favor freelance providers over employed ones.

ToniLove See my TER Reviews 385 reads
posted
22 / 31
Yeah, I saw something the other day that made me go hhmmmm...

The sign read "Prissy girls,  Virgin hair" I had to take a second look because at first I thought it said "pussy girls,  Virgin hair" lol!!

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airmantroy 28 Reviews 323 reads
posted
23 / 31
Re: Take a spin down route 146 just before the RI border...

And there is often a Dick's sporting goods next door.....just sayin..somethings belong together.

sensualhomme 9 Reviews 356 reads
posted
24 / 31
I can see a provider asking for more DATY, DATO…..

FIV, FIA, or tongue in wherever?

More than money is discussed during my engagements.

PocoHunter 15 Reviews 299 reads
posted
25 / 31
I always read the "Wet Paint" signs as "Wet Pantie" -e-


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FatVern 370 reads
posted
26 / 31
Sex isn't dirty...

Unless you neglected to bathe.

Posted By: pocohunter
... And the gutter in my mind.  
   
 My boss was showing me some trend charts of month to month cumulative data, and he had abbreviated it to read "m2m cum data", so I asked him, with smirk on my face, what was he thinking about when he wrote that? He just praised for a moment and gave me the deer in the headlights look.  
   
 Truth.

FatVern 351 reads
posted
27 / 31
I'm far too old to giggle...

at mundane sexual innuendos.

mojojo 1 Reviews 307 reads
posted
28 / 31
Yes, many things.

The acronym for the California International Marathon.

Several ladies and I had certain, special numbers related to our times together. Throughout the day, now and then, one of those numbers comes up, and my thoughts turn to that lady.

I get introduced to many people throughout the year. Every so often someone has a hobby name. 'Hi, this is Rasha'.  

When driving wherever, I'll run into street names, advertisements, or signs carrying provider names. In fact, just the other day I pulled up next to a guy driving a 'Montero'.  

With some ladies, like old girlfriends, music is a big part of the experience. Whenever a Pete Yorn song shuffles through my iPod, I think of her.  

I was just at the supermarket not too long ago, and saw a bottle of 'Chateau Coutet'. I got a big smile on my face, and thought of licking it off Zayla's pussy. And her licking it off my cock.  

But it's the dreams that haunt me the most. Just dreamed of an old retired atf two nights ago. A sexy dream too, as they usually are. I've had her on my mind for two days now

GaGambler 324 reads
posted
29 / 31
So how much would you charge to see him now?

I am guessing it would be in the "Thousand dollar per minute" range, am I right? lol

and yes, I see him driving something like a Prius or one of those Phaggy French cars.

Too funny, if you Google "faggy cars" the mini coopers gets very strong marks and Asscalade is nothing if not phaggy. lmao

but come on Octavia, you can be honest here, is there a price at which you would see him? Or is no amount of money enough at this point?

hbyist+truth=;( 291 reads
posted
30 / 31
I don't know...I see something gayer every Monday night

Grown men strutting around in tights, hugging and slapping each others asses...I think it's called the NFL. The Nancy Fairy League.

Alan_Nimm 260 reads
posted
31 / 31
I chuckle every time I walk into a Kum & Go store. E


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