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HangingwithBears 312 reads
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Why are you choosing girlie boy if you can shave ape man? More importantly, would you shave ape man before the gang bang?

My dear, there's no leaving this island, you're "Lost" :-)

HangingwithBears1976 reads

I'm stumped, you ladies can't make up your minds what you like in us guys. As a hobbyist, I try to be the best for my providers. Some providers tell me they love it when I shave off all my body hair, others like running their fingers through my hairy chest. I don't know what to do anymore so here's yet another chance to sound off on what us ugly old strokes need to do to be acceptable to you ladies.

Below are two picture links. Please indicate your choice of either the manly ape-man or the girlie-boy. Sorry, there are no other choices. Consider yourself stranded on an island with these two and eventually you have to decide which guy you want. Unless you feel like masturbating for the rest of your lives, you'll have to choose so do so carefully.

Any and all snide remarks, insults, sarcastic humor, and inappropriate comments are welcome and encouraged. Have at it girls :-)

http://s111.photobucket.com/user/paws588/media/hairy_guy_valentine_funfry_resize.jpg.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/25/article-2348480-1A60DF83000005DC-181_634x724.jpg

-- Modified on 11/29/2013 7:09:33 PM

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no_email423 reads

Women are supposed to please Men...Not the other way around.

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NeuroticReview425 reads

But those are some fucked up choices. One looks like my exs asshole before she discovered ass bleaching and the other reminds me of a boy pre-puberty.  

When did men become so metro?

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HangingwithBears501 reads

Let's hope the guys aren't choosing the pink one

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JosephineBelle450 reads

Just keep the pubes trimmed. I'm not a fan of picking hair out of my teeth.

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missariarocchi348 reads

You call that overgrown furby a manly man?  

Bwahahaha.  

Please. You don't have to look like a bad tool time assistant to be considered manly

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mrfisher343 reads

Here's a tasteful topless photo of myself to show the difference between hairy and scary:

Related Link: Recent photo of myself

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HangingwithBears354 reads

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HangingwithBears327 reads

I don't think so Tim :-)

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Jacque_Jenesais498 reads

So I choose girly boy.

Anyway, do we get to do a gang bang with the guys before one leaves?

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inicky46546 reads

I am available for a reverse gang bang.  Also, I'm sort of in between on the hair thing. You'll have to see me in person for an explanation.

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Jacque_Jenesais467 reads

A reverse gangbang? LOL. Take a look at my site and let me know if I provide that, hahahaha.

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inicky46385 reads

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Jacque_Jenesais443 reads

We could gang bang you, no problem. :D

She's pretty freaky lol...

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HangingwithBears313 reads

Why are you choosing girlie boy if you can shave ape man? More importantly, would you shave ape man before the gang bang?

My dear, there's no leaving this island, you're "Lost" :-)

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Jacque_Jenesais364 reads

No razors.

;)

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HangingwithBears388 reads

other than the aforementioned gang bang before ape-man attempts unsuccessfully to leave the "Lost" island, he's out of luck eh? No girlie action, I can't get no... no no no... satisfaction...

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Jacque_Jenesais475 reads

at aforementioned. :(

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rrasha88386 reads

Were I marooned as part of this trio of castaways, the dynamics of the business would not change, merely the currency. They would still be required to gather the requisite number of coconuts, catch a sufficient amount of fish or build me suitable shelter, or the only thing hairy would be their palms. Purportedly, my threshold for abstinence would be greater than theirs, so I would hold the power. Sort of like Gilligan’s Island meets Lord of the Flies.

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HangingwithBears405 reads

Women ALWAYS hold the power even when they're not on Gilligan's Island.

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rainbowCPA338 reads

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
I'm stumped, you ladies can't make up your minds what you like in us guys. As a hobbyist, I try to be the best for my providers. Some providers tell me they love it when I shave off all my body hair, others like running their fingers through my hairy chest. I don't know what to do anymore so here's yet another chance to sound off on what us ugly old strokes need to do to be acceptable to you ladies.  
   
 Below are two picture links. Please indicate your choice of either the manly ape-man or the girlie-boy. Sorry, there are no other choices. Consider yourself stranded on an island with these two and eventually you have to decide which guy you want. Unless you feel like masturbating for the rest of your lives, you'll have to choose so do so carefully.  
   
 Any and all snide remarks, insults, sarcastic humor, and inappropriate comments are welcome and encouraged. Have at it girls :-)  
   
 http://s111.photobucket.com/user/paws588/media/hairy_guy_valentine_funfry_resize.jpg.html  
   
 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/25/article-2348480-1A60DF83000005DC-181_634x724.jpg

-- Modified on 11/29/2013 7:09:33 PM

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HangingwithBears340 reads

Rainbow indeed, lol...

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