There is a colorful mix of personalities on this board. Everyone has a sexual G-spot - a glitch in the programming, so to speak. Everyone I've seen (except for my favorite Giants fan, who is a non-smoker) knows that, if she smokes a cigar, or a cigarette in a holder, with me, that Robbie-the-Robot short-circuit-thing happens in my brain. I love looking down at a woman smoking, giving me oral, and I love looking up at a woman, smoking, as I give her oral. I love a smoking HJ, smokey kisses (cigar) - hell, I drove off the road once looking at a cute girl smoking a cigar walking in my town! What makes that WOWOWOW! alarm go off in your head?

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The rabbi was being flagellated by a beautiful shiksa all the while.

I nominate that one scene as probably the funniest scene in all of filmdom.

I want to be woken from a deep sleep finding a gorgeous woman sucking on my cock.

I want to be dirty(Janet). lol

a woman in a sexy one piece swimsuit like they used to have in the 80s and very early 90s...not those functional speedo one pieces that they have now or those grandma one pieces...i'm talking the sex kitten ones you used to see on the beaches in the late 80s.

Eating a woman out while she is smoking is super hot.  Even better, smoking with one hand and talking on the phone with the other.  Talking about getting eatin' out preferably.  That scenario lends itself to the SM/BD scene, but I think its great for any occasion.  

I have plenty of other fetishes, but I would need immunity to state them.

I like to be the one to remove the gals cloths. Especially if the dressed in a just running to the store casual outfit. It is a real turn on.

...would be my major turn-on. The more remote and unpeopled the location, the better for me and my woman. The mountains with a bit a snow on the ground (got to be motivated and quick with that one); in a desert canyon, with her leaning forward over a boulder and the both of us looking out over a huge vista; hiking different desert trails and stopping for some mutual oral play; on the beach at midnight under a blanket just hours after a *huge* earthquake hit and we affirmed that we were still alive -- yep, being connected with nature while being connected with her is a huge turn-on for me.

...just open the door wearing a hot bra-and-panty set (white, if possible, but any color except red will do), white thigh-highs or a garter belt and stockings, plus stripper heels.  I will fall to my knees and bay at the moon like the hound I am.  I will then spend a great deal of time examining this great gift I've been given (yeah, I know I fucking paid for it, but whatever!).  I love to look at my treat from various angles and also in mirrors.  Excuse me, I need to go beat off now.
PS:  It is very important that the heels and stockings STAY ON!  Girls who surreptitiously shuck their heels will be corrected! (gently, of course, unless they prefer to be spanked).

"Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask?"  It had a game show segment called, "What's My Perversion."  Funny as hell!
I recall the scene ended with the winner, a Hasidic Rabbi, tied to a chair while his wife danced around him eating pork.  Perhaps MoutonCadet can invent a new game show called "What's My Fetish?"  Nah, it's probably already been done on some BDSM site.

i guess you could call it sensual domination.  i find a lot of "typical" BDSM stuff rather contrived (no offense to anyone, it's just not my style), but i feel that there's an artfulness to rendering someone helpless with pleasure.

the right person could almost effortlessly mold my will to their own if they could touch me in the right way and had the patience to do so at length.  i hover over that border between fetish and outright obsession with regards to touch, and just thinking about it has me feeling a little funny right now.

i'm fascinated by the way the gentlest touch can often elicit the most powerful response, and it's a lot of fun to blend subtle sensations until everything falls away from a person but their pleasure.  surprisingly and sadly (to me, anyway), very few people are responsive to gentle touch.  a lot of people seem to be in a hurry to get to 'the good part'... but when i meet someone who is as responsive to gentle touch as i am, it's really something special.

each garment piece by piece with lots of flirtation mixed in between.  Sometimes I will ask a provider to remove my clothes as well.  It is fun when we alternate articles of clothing on our way to being naked.

Tall boots, short pants/skirts, corsets.  Super heiße!  The Oranienburgerstraße mädels are streetwalker fashion icons.  The classic look totally turns me on.

I add my vote to slowly undressing each other, item by item.   That is a very important part of the foreplay for me and helps make what is to come that much more exciting.

Read the link.  It's has some interesting, very accurate, insights.

I know quite a few of the girls who work there.  Some are good friends.  But I gotta be honest, all you're gonna get is 10 looks/3 performance.  They're a tourist trap.

But I love the look.  And some of the experimentalism.  But too weird doesn't get customers.

But I think his wife also was eating pork.  Or maybe he was !  Also remember the one where the guy has an affair with a sheep.  In one scene the sheep is on the bed in a hotel room wearing a garter belt and stockings (maybe that's why I still like sheep!).  In the final scene he'd lost everything and was slumped in an alley drinking Woolite.

"What if it's a homosexual encounter?" One of the funniest movies ever made.

Getting a bit off topic here, but my other favorite flick that's all in short vignettes is Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life."  Mostly about sex.  Favorite bits:  "Every Sperm is Sacred," the sex lesson, the condom discussion.  Best non-sex scene, 'Better get a bucket" in which the huge guy explodes.

There's an early scene in Deep Throat where LL's friend is sitting on a countertop or table in the kitchen, a knee up high, legs spread wide and one of the many guys eating her out while she's talking on the kitchen wall phone. She grabs his hair, pulls his head back and asks, "Mind if I smoke while you eat?" and lights up a cig after shoving his face back into her crotch.

They don't write scenes like that anymore.

Wasn't Susan cute in her underwear?

Not sure if that qualifies as a fetish, but I sure do love it.

"I'll have the lot!  All mixed up in a bucket.  With the pate on top!"
Second best quote:
"Oh, m'sieu, just a teeny, tiny little wafer-thin mint!"
Or,
"Oh, dear, I have trodden in M'seiur's bucket!"

PS:  And what was the funniest moment in cinema?

Definitely it is Stockings, Hosiery and Shoes...  I particularly love Stockings that have the seam up the back or crotchless Panty-hose on a finely shaped tushie... Ohh my!  Boots and Shoes complete the deal and I am fully and totally wound up..  *smile*

I also really find glasses on a lovely lady sexy, especially heavier plastic ones...  Hubba Hubba....

Also..  and I know I am rambling here but...  Is it just me or are Yoga pants or Tights just simply incredibly sexy.. and don't get me started on Camel Toes!  RROOOWWWRRR!

Phadrus

..... if someone had told me the possibilities of this a few months ago; I likely would have considered them a little crazy. But having had such an experience first-hand in the interim, I now give it a lot of credence. In fact, I think it has redefined what is encompassed in the concept of "sex."

While I wouldn't say I have any particular fetishes; I think it could be said that what I find erotic and arousing is actually pretty plastic. Sometimes the most mundane of things can be given an erotic cast based simply on their context.

Why would anyone judge you for liking a certain look. It is not a look I particularly enjoy but we are all perverts here with are own perversions. After all the gym look and the jean, T shirt look gets me going.

Use an alias, or whatever! Anyone who would make a judgement on a statement in a fetish thread on THIS site is accessing the wrong server! And I agree whole-heartedly - that is a GREAT look!

clothing, that is. Ballet heeled shoes, as well. Stockings. just to name a few.

or clothes that are snug around the places I like to stroke or squeeze or snuggle. Leotards, underbust vests and pantsuits, tight jeans or skirts, wide belts and cinches, turtlenecks and rib knits. Things that lace up or zip up. And, of course, some soft squishy leather! (or a nice imitation of it)