If anyone has ever been slightly curious as to how a hobbyist of the 1% may pursue his providers....the following email inquiry sent to me, may be an example. (I've deleted all personally identifying/locator remarks)
I manage a tremendous amount of diverse communications but this one, I felt like sharing with the average person (99 percent of my clientele).
It isn't the most bizarre request I've ever received, but it is an eye opener.  
Some may find me "throwing away" a profitable deal. Frankly, I remain confident that I dodged a potential bullet.
Happy holidays all !  

someone out there posted that you do BBFS.

With one exception, his Mother has to watch.

Perhaps your thread tells us more about you than him.

full of shit as a Christmas goose.  No need to oversell on the first contact.  Guys that have THAT kind of wealth don't go into detail about it to somebody they haven't even met yet.  No need to.  All he had to do was say was that he interested in seeing you overnight and would fly you to him.  The first session should have been on YOUR terms, and discuss the rest in person during the first overnight.  If he's so fucking rich he can afford to blow off $6000 in order to get you comfortable with him before he springs the BBFS proposition.  Most wealthy guys have a little more social grace than this, so I think he's a total phony.

Then I would have thought that my good friend Bob_Sugar was back from his 3 year vacation from Mars.

Can you imagine the audacity of negotiating against oneself? And the cardinal rule is to let the gal go first and use that number against her. But I digress...

You know...the asswipe who sold you that crappy Bentley.

And as we just found out a dozen or so threads down the board, hookers just love them some bald shit.

Especially if you're a rich retard! This sounds like a overly dramatic cop. Yeah just agree to sex on paper....ppllleeeaasssee.

That made me sad to read as it is difficult to comprehend.

Independant business woman... its her prerogative...

I just thought we as a society, especially in the very open minded pay for play community, have managed to move past racism. I was mistaken.

do the initial contact.  these guys have staff that would act as their pimp

overlooking the ocean doesn't make someone a 1%'er - it makes him a .001%er.  Just sayin

What rock have you been living under for all these years?

The McMansion in question overlooks the  ___Skyline according to the OP.

First of all, who the fuck eats goose ever, let alone Christmas?  Ebenezer Scrooge?
And why the hell would it be full of excrement?
Here is a much better recipe

at least spell them right.  It's "schmuck."  You'll make mrfisher angry

This place isn't as open minded as I assumed it would be. Maybe I am being a bit sexist, but I always assumed women involved in escorting would be like the least bigoted people on the planet. Maybe I have just had the good fortune of meeting the right women in it. But the OP stunned me a little. And the defense that "I once had a black friend" as we saw earlier is troubling. Oh well.

Only a schlemiel would say smuck.

When I first discovered this board a dozen or so years ago, I also thought I had found a place where people were necessarily open minded. Boy was I wrong.  

You're allowed to write out "asshole" here without getting your mouth washed out with soap.  Especially when applied to that asshole, GaGa.

turkeys in Europe, so the traditional Christmas dinner for those that could afford it was a roasted goose.  Even to this day, if you spend the holidays in one of older country house hotels, you are more likely to be served goose than anything else.  When you behead the goose, a HUGE about of excrement comes out as the bird dies.  That's where the phrase came from, which is similar to us saying BS.   FYI, when you start with a live goose, they are all full of shit, just like some people are.  Lol

I always ask a client his age, race and type of profession. There are many aspects related to responding to a potential client that are best served when this information is available. I have personalized service. I am not a racist.
I have a right to screen my potential clients however I see fit and see or not see anyone, based on age, culture, etc.
More so, I have a right to never see a jackass such as yourself.

the question with the hope he was black and had that something special for her?  She could have asked if he was "yellow" , thinking it could be GaG , and getting to enjoy some of the 1% fun stuff. For all of you who are racist, and you know who you are, get yourself a genome test and find out who you really are.

Much like that limo driver who calls to set up appointments for "high end clients".  I would think true 1 percenters would be more circumspect.

Are you so insecure in your own skin that her "potential" racism offends you?

Sounds like the 1% are more full of B.S. than the rest of us.

Well let's take it to another level and see how this argument shakes out ...

Unless you plan to use it against him. So what races and cultures do you discriminate against? And why

I am sorry if I do'nt have the full 1/4 of an hour to watch your Academy Award winning short film.

You agreeing with me on this point has me rethinking my whole take.

It's about preferences being called what ever buzz word is popular at the moment. As an example, he showed an unpopular SJW's video where she said that if you won't date a trans person, or a fat person, or a disabled person, or a person of another race - then you have issues and should change.  He called "Bullshit". Try watching it the next time you go to the toilet. There, problem solved.  

This letter spells S.C.A.M. and TROUBLE in more ways than we could imagine. Also, who ever wrote it failed spelling and proper grammar and probably has failed everything else in life. I am not a provider obviously, but I am glad you walked away and avoided some kind of catastrophe for yourself. I hate scam jobs to anyone. This guy is probably some looser who couldn't afford the cheapest girl on Canal street.

Does he help you on and off the shitter?

on and off his scooter

Based on the emails I get it appears lots of Nigerians want to send me money. I could be a millionaire by this time next week

I have known a number of VERY wealthy (second and third generation...) people who are complete fucking morons and idiots.  They have never had to develop social skills because they are surrounded by people who will tell them what they want to hear. Trust fund kiddies!   Think "Arthur" but not nearly as adorable or charming.

As if it anyone's business how I handle MY business.... I have to defend what is now my actual character and integrity. I have had several bad experiences with under age 25 nouveu riche young men here from China. I've also been brutalized and terrorized by a Russian (TER can verify this via their previous stalking help /assistance)

Posted By: JackDunphy

You agreeing with me on this point has me rethinking my whole take.  
   
 No one knows if the OP is racist or not. I know several people who gave me solid reasons for not seeing AA men, but I do concede most women with NBA policies are more than likely racist.  
   
 SB seems to be saying the OP HAS to be racist. There are AA women with NBA policies. Does that make them racist?

I am one of the people who AGREED with you.  

It didn't comment about paying her to eat, sleep and shit on his dime...err, $ 6k  

You're still just jealous aren't you? EC says hi btw................................

Wearing the "I luv CPA" t-shirt while she's sleeping next to an empty tray from room service.

I work in the medical industry and the Tigris machine spoken of only tests for CT (chlamydia), GC (gonorrhea), HPV, and trichomonas - all curable STIs. It does not test for any of the Heps, HIV, or RPR (syphilis). It would also be VERY cost prohibitive for somebody to use this machine outside of the lab industry for personal use (even if you're a 1%er). Lastly, it does not test hormones - so I'm not sure if he's running those "in house" or not. This is stupid and a scam.

We actually bought a t-shirt for you. It said "I would cuddle you so hard" and it had a heart on it. So you..............She was always amused by you. Never ever met anyone quite like her. I recall mentioning to her about how her menu included EVERYTHING on the TER profile and then some unlike anyone I'd ever met. She quickly replied softly, "well at my overnight rate, everything damn well better be on the menu." Only woman I ever met on the first date who intimidated me a tad. She quickly recognized that and handled it extremely graciously. It was an awesome week............to say the least.

Saved her ass from total destruction when she didn't realize who AP was and what going to her M&G would be like.

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Non-white can't be racist. I learned that in college.

We were walking back from dinner one night, yes of course I paid her to eat, and we got caught in a rain storm and her white linen jumper became even more see through than it already was. And of course once back to the suite more rain, less jumper and a balcony were the order of the night. When we chatted today she said to say she misses you. Nah, you're right she didn't lol. But she does miss me. And her envelopes.

EC is with me now STFU.

Wrong type of scooter. Gee  ... still retarded.  

He is a scammer. He copied and pasted that to me as well. Anyone who doesn't address you by your name or discusses bringing you to the airport after the date when we live in the same city is a scammer. He has probably sent that message to many ladies all over the USA.

Well said, racist hardly.....

My bad....got that one right

Then show us your balls.  As soon as you can get JLS to release them from her purse.

Sweetie(OP)