Nah, just fucking with you.

I too, will take the working girl every time.

Of course there are the "semi pros", I had one just last night, Fucking gorgeous and I could tell by the huge puddle that she left in my bed that she enjoyed the sex as much as I did. Still a working girl in the fact that I gave her money and she went away, but there is something about a "low volume" girl who doesn't work but once or twice a week.

Oh I forgot to add, I am in Medellin Colombia, and the chica was hot enough to be on a magazine cover and it only cost me couple of hundred, and to make the rest of you even more jealous, by a "couple of hundred" I meant $200,000 COP, which translates to about a hundred bucks US. Yes sometimes it pays to get up in the morning. Life is just GOOD some days. lol

I know most of this is off topic, and I apologize for the mini hijack, I just wanted to crow for a moment. lol

even if I have to have another 5,000 meaningless, but hott sexual encounters with perfect strangers before I find it.


Or maybe I should rephrase, "especially" if I have to have another 5,000........... lol

i'll take the working girl every time.  strippers -- too much booze and pills and powders.  gold diggers?  no heart, anchor weight.  working girls know how to say goodbye with a smile on their face.  anybody dispute this?  cc

You'd think she'd get the fucking hint to get the hell out after I woke up, took a shower and the boys for a walk, fed them and myself, and starting fucking off on the computer all morning.

If she thinks I'm going to make her breakfast she's fucking crazy.

unless you have been all of the above


now wheres my shovel haha

Was cuz she pissed herself laughing so hard when she saw your winky, lol!

Not everyone is as experienced as you are at Posting While Drunk.

It took many years and consuming many drinks. Your fingers almost have to have a mind of their own. The dexterity that I now possess was a culmination of the fact that I have to be able to express myself clearly. Knowing that the day I stop drinking will never come, was a big influence on my training as well.

You see, when I was but a lad I had a gift. I knew my hands would show the world what my mind and my heart might not be able to. Hence, the prose you see before you now.

A person has to come to terms that they have a talent. Much like the one you have with your oral fixation and your propensity to have a man's genitals in your mouth.

Whereas, my desire to express myself come through my writing and drawing, fellatio is your gift to the world.

From what I understand, you have much more experience in your craft. Bravo, I say.

Please continue in your quest of giving the perfect BBBJ. I'm sure many of your fellow providers will continue to support you in your endeavors.

Have a wonderful day, and in the future if you decide you would like to call me out again, please do.

Your friend,

MP67

But those of us on this board well know that any modest skills I may posess are completely eclipsed by your performances as a professional catcher in the Nogales Gay Donkey Show.  Please give my best wishes to Jose.  I know you will not forget to lube first.
I hope it does not violate Board rules if I post this snapshot of your house.

I'll tell Jose you send your regards. BTW, Juan Carlos de la Cruz y Pimental asked me to tell you your 'silk tongue and velvet throat' was muy bueno.

I know the Norte Americanos come down here from los Estados Unidos for cheaper medications, but lube down here is expensive as hell when you buy it by the 55 gallon drum.

Please send funds on my Greendot card ahora mismo because I have a show tonight.

Muchas Gracias.

Enjoy the show as you always do!  I will send the requested funds.  Actually, this give me an idea for another alias.

LOL I thought someone hijacked your handle, when I read the subject line

Relieved to find out all is still good in Gambler's world

And oh yeah, that's ALL you need. Another fucking alias...  

I found this one to give you a singing response, sweetie!

don't worry about the shovel, i'll lend you the banana in my pocket...

Digs it in the pooper, gargles with the best of 'em, and best of all she paid ME!!!

Don't even go there...

Yeah, I know. She put herself out there. But I'm stopping it now.

Nod your head if you understand.