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Well, grasshopper, it didn't come to me overnight....
MP67 11 Reviews 233 reads
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It took many years and consuming many drinks. Your fingers almost have to have a mind of their own. The dexterity that I now possess was a culmination of the fact that I have to be able to express myself clearly. Knowing that the day I stop drinking will never come, was a big influence on my training as well.

You see, when I was but a lad I had a gift. I knew my hands would show the world what my mind and my heart might not be able to. Hence, the prose you see before you now.

A person has to come to terms that they have a talent. Much like the one you have with your oral fixation and your propensity to have a man's genitals in your mouth.

Whereas, my desire to express myself come through my writing and drawing, fellatio is your gift to the world.

From what I understand, you have much more experience in your craft. Bravo, I say.

Please continue in your quest of giving the perfect BBBJ. I'm sure many of your fellow providers will continue to support you in your endeavors.

Have a wonderful day, and in the future if you decide you would like to call me out again, please do.

Your friend,

MP67

ClamsCasino1541 reads

i'll take the working girl every time.  strippers -- too much booze and pills and powders.  gold diggers?  no heart, anchor weight.  working girls know how to say goodbye with a smile on their face.  anybody dispute this?  cc

You'd think she'd get the fucking hint to get the hell out after I woke up, took a shower and the boys for a walk, fed them and myself, and starting fucking off on the computer all morning.

If she thinks I'm going to make her breakfast she's fucking crazy.

The_Mrs.276 reads

unless you have been all of the above


now wheres my shovel haha

ClamsCasino157 reads

don't worry about the shovel, i'll lend you the banana in my pocket...

Don't even go there...

Yeah, I know. She put herself out there. But I'm stopping it now.

Nod your head if you understand.

Nah, just fucking with you.

I too, will take the working girl every time.

Of course there are the "semi pros", I had one just last night, Fucking gorgeous and I could tell by the huge puddle that she left in my bed that she enjoyed the sex as much as I did. Still a working girl in the fact that I gave her money and she went away, but there is something about a "low volume" girl who doesn't work but once or twice a week.

Oh I forgot to add, I am in Medellin Colombia, and the chica was hot enough to be on a magazine cover and it only cost me couple of hundred, and to make the rest of you even more jealous, by a "couple of hundred" I meant $200,000 COP, which translates to about a hundred bucks US. Yes sometimes it pays to get up in the morning. Life is just GOOD some days. lol

I know most of this is off topic, and I apologize for the mini hijack, I just wanted to crow for a moment. lol

Was cuz she pissed herself laughing so hard when she saw your winky, lol!

even if I have to have another 5,000 meaningless, but hott sexual encounters with perfect strangers before I find it.


Or maybe I should rephrase, "especially" if I have to have another 5,000........... lol

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