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If his dentist won't, I will
escalade1964 65 Reviews 1718 reads
posted
1 / 15
My Birthday is next month

Do you think or should some of the ladies I have seen over the years will buy me a present  
or offer me a discounted or even free session for my special day?

Your thoughts if any?

My_New_Alias 356 reads
posted
2 / 15
Of course, that's the least they could do for you.

I'm sure you give each of them a gift on her birthday, right?

89Springer 341 reads
posted
3 / 15
Re: Of course, that's the least they could do for you.

But the gifts given to them shouldn't count, right?

Cumbledor 385 reads
posted
4 / 15
Well is your dentist giving you a free root canal?

Idiot.

Posted By: escalade1964
Do you think or should some of the ladies I have seen over the years will buy me a present  
 or offer me a discounted or even free session for my special day?  
   
 Your thoughts if any?

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 366 reads
posted
5 / 15
Why should they?

You are a customer, not a friend.

Crisis25 405 reads
posted
6 / 15
I've read a handful of birthday discount ads

Research some more and you'll find one.

Dr Who revived 410 reads
posted
7 / 15
Without a doubt...and here's how to figure what's due you

All right my friend...if you've spent money on the hookers in the past year (can't really go beyond that since it's this year's birthday bash) follow this formula...

>1,000  I would expect nothing less than a BBBJCIMNQNS

>5,000  I would expect nothing less than a full menu for 4 hours...at your convenience

>10,000  She better fuck your brains out (including an overnighter) and buy you a dinner at the restaurant of your choice

>50,000  I expect nothing less than a NEW Lexus (or luxury vehicle of your choice) with a full on sex marathon  

>100,000  She better fucking get you that car, give you as much sex as you can handle for a 24 hour period...AND bring two other hookers (of YOUR choosing) to perform whatever you need...including doing your windows in the house.

Are we clear on all this?
Posted By: escalade1964
Do you think or should some of the ladies I have seen over the years will buy me a present  
 or offer me a discounted or even free session for my special day?  
   
 Your thoughts if any?

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 319 reads
posted
8 / 15
And for no amount of money should she have his kid.. No way... :D [e]


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 290 reads
posted
9 / 15
Ass-clad may be a troll, but I have seen providers advertise Birthday discounts

And I have received discounts and gifts from regulars, for my Bday.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 392 reads
posted
10 / 15
I'd buy a present, no free sessions or discounts tho...

I give my boss presents on her birthday, but never say, "Hey, let's just forget about pay for today. Sound good?" lol.

GaGambler 356 reads
posted
11 / 15
If his dentist won't, I will

but I seem to be fresh out of novocaine. lol

inicky46 61 Reviews 259 reads
posted
12 / 15
Not everyone deserves a gift simply for being born.

For example, Udo, Ridgtucky, Lungman, and FIDIOT.

skarphedin 331 reads
posted
13 / 15
They should smack your momma. -e-


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SolaLove See my TER Reviews 346 reads
posted
14 / 15
"Should" reeks of entitlement, not sexy.

That said, if you have good relationships with some favorites, they may feel inclined to offer you a little something extra - a gift or a bit more time.  A free session?  Not likely.  Do you just gift the ladies a session fee with no time required on their birthdays?!

Alyssa Marie See my TER Reviews 321 reads
posted
15 / 15
If I know it's someone's birthday..

I stop by Starbucks and get a cake pop.

You started from a gift, to a discount, to a free session. I don't even buy my mother $300 birthday presents and when you put if in perspective she has given me more love and nurture than anyone else.



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