Not to long ago there's a guy here bragging about how big he is and how scary it is? Do you ever have a comebacker if you meet a guy similar to that loud horn tooting SOB to put him in a complete silence... for example like.. Can I pour a glass of water to make it grow?.... or the classic one....I've smoke fatter cigarettes than that...what's yours and gents you can chime in......

IDK, maybe it's porn?  LOL.

But if you mean do I have a COMEBACK line if a client is bragging about his gigantic tool in person?    

NO.  The ones who brag the most often have the most fragile egos.  And I do try to save my set-downs for clients who actually deserve them.  

Sometimes, they're really just looking for reassurance.  

Then there are the truly enormously-endowed men for whom it has actually been a problem and they're hoping I'll be up to the challenge.  

Y'know, some providers make a point of telling EVERY GUY that he is big.  :shrug

END OF MESSAGE

... I left home without a magnifying glass.”

only smaller."

-- Modified on 11/13/2016 10:35:19 AM

What's it going to be when it grows up?"