Did anyone else hear about the big lottery prize and immediately start thinking about the list of providers you would see?  I got to about 20 down the list before I realized I am one sick puppy.  I mean $266 million and the first thing on my mind is hobbbying.  Man, I love it!

if money were no object I'd get a small yacht and keep a small crew of providers. Sort of a Hugh Hef scenario...

Just one provider that I would keep to myself!!

Too funny! That was one of the 1st things that came to my mind too. I was already planning on taking my  ATF (you know who you are) on a worldwide tour doing doubles, triples, quads...lol. Oh, to dream such dreams.

Oh yeah! I'd have to spread the wealth!

Thinking starting off in Vegas. Quite a few DAMN good friends, a few nights of debauchery, then off on a jet, picking up friends along the way. Heading off to charter a ship, not a yacht, and cruuuuuiiise!

Europe? Caribbean? South Pacific?

It's on my dime. WTF?!

Uhhh! The reviews!

So, a wife then

of providers.

I would act responsibly and 'shelter' the money.

Sure i would enjoy some 'company'. But to actually consider,immediately,what sex to buy with it??? Not gonna happen.


Any one with that mentality will soon find themselves in a 'soup line'.

but being accused of having common sense is a low blow John. LOL

Just the idea of getting crazy with these ladies even for a short while doesn't appeal to you?

You know. I've seen some fucked up shit in my life.

And I'm reserved to the fact that I'm going to have to work the rest of my days just to survive until I end up in the 'ol hobbyist home'.

But if and when I get the opportunity to do some crazy ass shit like I mentioned earlier? Oh yeah!

When I'm old and gray, and can't get it up anymore, the memories I have, and that I'll laugh like fuck when they feed mrfisher, LP, you, Gambler, and others their tapioca, watching them lose half of it down their shirt and still have the nerve to grab the nurses' asses when they clean them up!

Oh yeah! Good times!