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I turned on my tv this morning. It was on the comedy channel from the night before.
I see an infomercial for dildos! This is 4am BTW. Ok so I make a cup of coffee and watch.
Two women are selling these things. I swear I remember them from the home shopping network.
First of all. DAMN! They look like alien dicks. With wings and shit! They are the color of the Avatar alien.
Is this where dildos have evolved to? These babies were high tech! I haven't really kept up on my dildo tech since I was a kid stealing porno from my neighbor.
My dick can't keep up with these contraptions! 
I see an infomercial for dildos! This is 4am BTW. Ok so I make a cup of coffee and watch.
Two women are selling these things. I swear I remember them from the home shopping network.
First of all. DAMN! They look like alien dicks. With wings and shit! They are the color of the Avatar alien.
Is this where dildos have evolved to? These babies were high tech! I haven't really kept up on my dildo tech since I was a kid stealing porno from my neighbor.
My dick can't keep up with these contraptions!
I see an infomercial for dildos! This is 4am BTW. Ok so I make a cup of coffee and watch.
Two women are selling these things. I swear I remember them from the home shopping network.
First of all. DAMN! They look like alien dicks. With wings and shit! They are the color of the Avatar alien.
Is this where dildos have evolved to? These babies were high tech! I haven't really kept up on my dildo tech since I was a kid stealing porno from my neighbor.
My dick can't keep up with these contraptions!
At least not until they invent a vibrator that can also thrust smoothly and whisper dirty words in our ears. But if you want to level the playing field with the jack rabbit, get a vibrating cock ring with the clit tingling thing on it. I vote for a man/machine hybrid when it comes to mind-blowing orgasms!