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I would like to join your hotel loyalty program please!
PeterPickle 470 reads
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I'll scrap my Hilton Honors points and start accumulating under your Hotel chain's program :)!

I'd scrap the Hello Kitty room in my Hotel though and replace it with a "Mans Room". Plasma TV's everywhere, every Sports channel possible, free porn flicks, massage table, fully stocked bar with cigars, steam room, blackjack & poker tables, etc.

And I'd expand your "Sand Room" into a full Hawaiian or Caribbean room...indoor pool with soft white sandy beach around it.

lotusling1051 reads

These would be the rooms…

Basic rooms
- By colour theme i.e. red, black, white, pink, purple etc.

First tier
- Glass room (surrounded by glass)
- Grass room (experience nature)
- Sand room (feel the burns of real sand)
- Hello Kitty room

Scenario
- School room
- Principal’s office
- Board room
- Director’s office
- The infamous A380 couple seats
- Loveboat (boat in the middle of the room with sounds of the ocean)
- The alley (with a paddle of urine for added realism)

Premium rooms
- Porn star (Make your own porn reel! All equipment provided.)
- Porn room (Alone? No problem. You can have fun with our latest magazines.)
- Bondage room (All the chains, whips and torture devices you can imagine)

In addition, there would be costumes and outfits for rent e.g. action heros, fairytale characters, bondage leather etc.

What rooms would your hotel have?

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Oldest Fat Fart466 reads

all the staff would look like and dress like this ... and there would be lots of mirrors.

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mrfisher320 reads

similar to what a good massage table would have; so that we could give nice long massages without your head having to be turned to the side.

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PeterPickle471 reads

I'll scrap my Hilton Honors points and start accumulating under your Hotel chain's program :)!

I'd scrap the Hello Kitty room in my Hotel though and replace it with a "Mans Room". Plasma TV's everywhere, every Sports channel possible, free porn flicks, massage table, fully stocked bar with cigars, steam room, blackjack & poker tables, etc.

And I'd expand your "Sand Room" into a full Hawaiian or Caribbean room...indoor pool with soft white sandy beach around it.

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