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K9 would be the perfect move if the guy had bad breath.

longbranch1799 reads

I will admit that I am not a frequent poster, and I do not write reviews.  With that said, I am wondering why so many reviews end with "treat her right".  For me, personally, I have never treated a lady in any other way even if I was disappointed.

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wonderboy69616 reads

such as 1) I will repeat, 2) I am a one cup, two cup, three cup guy, 3) Covers and hats, etc.  I personally try to avoid using them, and yet I still do.   As I love my coffee, being a one cup guy is kind of a funny description of my needs during a session.  I guess "treat her right" would mean something in the lines of don't do something stupid or mean to make this particular provider quit the hobby, as she is a joy to be with.  That's my guess anyways.  

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Aken03531 reads

Some say the "treat her right" comment is for manginas (lol) but I guess it's a way of showing an appreciation for qualities that a provider might possess.  Personally I feel this way when meeting a provider that is new to the business and still has a certain sweet or eager to please quality about her.  

Posted By: longbranch
I will admit that I am not a frequent poster, and I do not write reviews.  With that said, I am wondering why so many reviews end with "treat her right".  For me, personally, I have never treated a lady in any other way even if I was disappointed.

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mrfisher626 reads

(Oh, am I going to get my butt kicked for that 8o)

But reviews are full of these clichés.

Run, don't walk...

Best BJ I've ever had (from someone with 100+ reviews.)

And so on.

Guys, try to excise these worn out phrases from your reviews.

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hiddenhills607 reads

Got love em. The stars were aligned and a body built for speed are two of my favorites at the moment. And the classic I almost didn't write this review cause I wanted to keep her all to myself.  

I'm sure one of the super search guys will dig out one of the old threads on this topic.

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TheHoundOfCullin616 reads

Never put much thought into that.
Just a nice thing to say. I guess.

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inicky46606 reads

Another that gets my goat (though I'll admit to having used it years ago) is usually used right after something like, "She begged me to pound her doggie style."
"Who was I to say 'no?'"
Hint: If she wants doggie it's only because she doesn't have to look at you.

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realtongueman631 reads

Precisely !!!! That was Priceless Inicky !!!

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zandor69463 reads

You Sir just burst a lot of fantasy bubbles!

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Another that gets my goat (though I'll admit to having used it years ago) is usually used right after something like, "She begged me to pound her doggie style."  
 "Who was I to say 'no?'"  
 Hint: If she wants doggie it's only because she doesn't have to look at you.

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AnotherDonJohn471 reads

...Facing the TV then asked me to change the channel or give her the remote.
True story. Lol.

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Dr Who revived514 reads

Maury Povich?

She may have thought that one of those dudes was her Baby's Daddy?

Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
...Facing the TV then asked me to change the channel or give her the remote.  
 True story. Lol.

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kendallis577 reads

Doggie style is my Favorite and has nothing to do with the reason you shared.
I'm not going into details but it is my favorite position

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1820590493 reads

Carly, thank you for voicing your opinion and letting some of us all hold on to our fantasy a bit.  I do happen to know that some women (including some civvies who loved me) really like K9.  I am sure some providers are the same.  But Nicky really did get me thinking of possible ulterior motives at play...

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hbyist+truth=;(703 reads

K9 would be the perfect move if the guy had bad breath.

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inicky46525 reads

I love doggie, too, but my real point was about the expression,  "Who am I to say no?"  Doggie was just the example.  i am glad you love that position and will be happy to try it with you, as long as you don't ask for the remote. LOL!

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Doggie style is my Favorite and has nothing to do with the reason you shared.  
 I'm not going into details but it is my favorite position!  
 

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AnotherDonJohn429 reads

The only channel on was NY1! Wow.  

Still got three nuts off because you could bounce a half dollar off that stripper ass...

Then was pleasantly surprised when she undercharged me for 2 hours.

Lose- win- win for me.

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kendallis424 reads

and should never happen!

I will be honest though with a funny story.... that probably happened more then once!

In my real life, my SO appreciated that I would sometimes (well pretty regularly) be available for a quickie for him.  I liked fucking him so I was happy to help him out..\

Sometimes though in those instances, I may have been distracted but he didn't care cause I was quickly helping him out if you know what I mean!  I'm laughing thinking about if I ever asked for the remote during one of those "quickie" times...  Ha-H

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inicky46626 reads

If you want to rub the bumpy parts of it over your clit.

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perfectstorm569 reads

Made out like teenagers
We fell into each others' arms like long lost lovers.
Best bbbj ever.
Run don't walk.
She really loves her job.
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Here is one of the previous threads on the topic, which hh said one of the "supersearch guys" would dig up. :)

Related Link: Overused review phrases

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realtongueman516 reads

" .....she instantly proceeded to lick my ass and insert her tongue deep into my rectum "

" .....she licked my entire body from my ears down to my toes including sucking each toe as if it were a cock and licking the soles of my feet. "

oh and yes....

" ....she brought me to a magnificent BIG O, which was sexhilerating (yes, that’s my personal word). "

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1820590532 reads

I think I know exactly where those quotes come from;)

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Dave76015499 reads

How come you never see these jewels out there?

"I was so amazed when she took out her teeth and gummed my cock to the stars"

"Her ass was so amazing, when I bounced a quarter it sank and I found change for a dollar in there"

"She has this amazing skill where I could balance a beer on her head as she blew me, and had such a tight ass, when she farted, it would change the TV channel and all the dogs neighborhood started barking".

"So I shot my wad into her eye, and she then proceeded to knock out two of my front teeth"

On the last one, I had this mental picture of Courtney going all Kill Bill Medieval on some fool that pissed her off!   Love ya Darlin!   Please don't hurt me!!   LO

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scott45480 reads

from the reviews I have read, "treat her right" doesn't seem to be as much about the reviewers concern for the wellbeing of a helpless little provider in need of a protégé as it is bragging about his own prowess.   The unwritten part of "treat her right" in a review is "like I did".

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AnotherDonJohn442 reads

But we're all perverted narcissists!

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