Was this after anal play or did he just do it?  

RawRasha.  I can say from experience it is a gourmet delight.  Ambrosia, actually.

He just can't help whining.  What a miserable, clueless dick.

... my stalker? You have made it your agenda to respond to every post I make.

Serpius

What a mess. I thought ladies had a policy of having the client shower first thing. BTW, I recommend a shower massage nozzle to make doubly sure the bedclothes are not serving as toilet paper.

It must have ruined his orgasm, too.

... what feel?

You're not being clear.

Serpius

Let's follow the progression of the posts. I'll type REAL SLOW so you can get it.

PS responded to one of your posts, giving you some perfectly good and accurate advice.

You replied, saying "are you now my stalker?" I assume attempting a bit of humor around the fact that you are a known stalker.

I replied to you by simply saying "how does it feel"? I suppose I could have said "How does it feel TO BE STALKED" but honestly, I didn't see any other way it could be interpreted.

You must be able to see the irony in the situation, a stalker complaining about being stalked...

the poor boy is dumber than a bag of hammers.  You can't type slowly enough for him.

The guy is just an endless supply of material.

HAHAH!!!!

... when you can ASK them yourselves??

What a dumbass.

Serpius

Your post made me wonder, so I looked at your reviews.  The one of Destiny makes it clear what a complete fool you are.  You gave her a 7/1 and I wondered, "Was there no way for our boy serp to have known what a rip-off she'd be?"  And, guess what?  There WAS!  You completely failed to see her previous reviewer gave her a 4/1 and described the exact same thing you did!  All she does is dance and she's got a driver as muscle.  And the earlier review was from several months before you saw her so it had to have been up when you booked her. So, you didn't even do your homework here on TER.  If you had, you'd never have seen her.  Dope.  Why do you even bother to belong here if you don't use it as a resource?
Cue up serp's lame response.

I take precautions when playing & always clean out my playdates with an enema & if an accident may occur I have puppy pads laid out on top of the sheets, so no mess occurs.


Less mess is best, but you know what they say "Caca happens!"

enemas and puppy pads? I had to giggle at this but I can see where it might come in handy for certain anal play.

Not sure a regular guy is going to be too thrilled when he gets handed a disposable enema and then sees you laying down puppy pads...however you do have a great point....

As they say shit happens, just don't do it on my covers.

I believe your knowledge and thresh-hold for this is higher than most of us.

Again, gotta ask...  Don't you find that there is still some "remnants" even after an enema?  It's impossible to flush all of the enema fluid out.  BTW - this is my adversity to anal play.  Difficult to feel sexy when you just shit yourself.

I know you have first hand experience and I can only flirt from 6000 miles away.
But I love her posts. I love her wit and sarcasm and sense of humor! And while she is also one fine specimen of womanhood, even if she was FOandU I'd ber digging on her

I have had anal sex with providers who I advised  that I planned to visit the Isles so they could do a clisma or enema and they don't.  When this occurs no toy play and no putting it in and out as it is normallly messy, They are either lazy, or don't care?

I have the same adversity to anal play....I just can't get turned on playing where I, or anyone else shits, sorry but that's just me. I applaud others who can overcome that thought/smell/sight etc. and get pleasure out of it.

So you couldn't just run to the bathroom?

How fucked up is that?  

What's weird is another person's accidental shitting would not be a problem for me.  Emphasis though on accidental.

It's myself that I become uncomfortable.  My most comfortable moment was my partner blindfolded with me on top because then I was in control and was able to clean up after.  I definitely see the pleasure part of it.  However my partner said this way was less enjoyable for him because then he loses the "power" aspect of it.  

Fortunately it's not something that is a central focus for either of us.  Occasional fun but not a have to.

Those were the ones that actually responded instead of making vomiting noises.

OMG!! This thread made me laugh out loud. I do not understand why some people have such a hard time cleaning their damn assholes! I have witnessed the dreaded skid mark a few times from clients. One was so bad it was all over the bed, I was thankful for having been given a two bed room at check-in.

I remember one client dropped his white underpants and he threw them across the room. They landed sunny side up and there was a HUGE fresh stain in them. I quickly had to look away because I did not want him to see what I had witnessed.

I really do not get why people, men and women have such issues. They must not care, or were never taught at a young age how to properly clean themselves.