but those guys would not be I.

I probably wouldn't mind as long as there was some communication.  Explain the lack of preparation time and then take care of business.  If you didn't thoroughly enjoy yourself, did he?

He stunk the place out.  Why would I care if you took a lady-like little poop?  Much better than farting in my face in DATY.

I agree with Fisher. It is what it is, and sometimes it's out of our control. I'd be able to tell by your disposition that you regret the situation and are stuck with no other options, not that you're some weirdo who likes to go into other people's places and poop. No, it's not ideal but I'd be mature enough to know we don't always choose exactly when we poop and just move past it tactfully.  

And you are literally within a few feet of a perfectly good shower you can use to freshen up after you poop.  It's entirely possible, even likely, he pooped before you got there (and presumably showered as well). So no big deal if you ask me.  
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But I'd suggest you not start the clock until you emerge from the bathroom relaxed, refreshed, and with nothing on but your beautiful smile.  
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Now if you've been eating only giant helpings of Taco Bell or cabbage soup for the last 72 hours... open a lot of windows and set the AC/Fan to full blast before you assume the position, please. :p

Some guys might have issues with it but I'd much rather you be comfortable during our session. I agree with one of the other posters about the restroom in the hotel lobby as well. I usually try to hit that before I arrive at an incall myself.

....but for me, nervous hookers need not apply.

as long as it wasn't an attempt at an upsell.  

.... I'd get so excited before a session at a hotel incall. I'd search for the hotel toilet. Then I would grab a shower when I got to the room.
I realized that it could happen at any time and I now have a small candle with my bag of condoms and other supplies. It gives me the confidence to take a dump if I need to in places I might be embarrassed to do that.  
Shit happens.

How good is your aim?

having her down there giving me a BBBJ and needing to fart. But I have been farted on whilst giving her DATY. As my ex used to say, "My farts are SWEET!"

Why would any sane person care?  You have to go, go.

He tell me hooker sleep hanging upside down like bat.
No free session from pro.
Even fat, old ugly pro. LOL

Into someone like me who might want to go down on you. Yes, I’ve lost direction and gone too far South before. Post poop might put a dampner on my fun. A 69 might make me leave because my 👃 is really close

Shit happens and we all do it. I would expect you to take a few minutes to was your ass after as my head is going near your rear and funky ass smells are not a turn on.

I'm being empathetic because I find that I sometimes suffer from IBS whenever I get nervous, but I don't want to ask the lady if it's ok to use her bathroom, not only because it may look unprofessional, and ruin an otherwise good first impression, but also that it may cut into my own time, and I didn't pay to take a dump at her place, not when I can take a dump at my own crib for free. I think it sucks that nature sometimes choose to call at an inconvenient time because it may cause distractions that would take away from me being able to enjoy the moment. So when it's my time to host, I'll be a good host and extend her that courtesy so long as she returns the courtesy by doing it on her own time.

an overnight. That would have been agony, eh?

The first time I saw the commercial I thought it was a joke.

So you could call the client and tell him.
You are going to be a little late and use your own bathroom.

Rather than trying to be discreet about it, make it humorous -- overstate the urgency to visit the bathroom.   Everybody has been in that situation one time or another.  

said he ate spicy TexMex food before a date, then had to take a huge dump when he arrived at her hotel room.  Then he was upset that she deducted his pooping and shower time from the date.  One of the funniest posts of all time.

Where should she go? Where do you go?  

but it should certainly not be on the clock.  Sometimes it takes a while, and you have to wash up afterward.

Agreed, I would use the bathroom at the hotel when I first walk in and email or text the client saying I will be right up.  

Light a match and all good, don’t forget a little scented soap and water goes a long way too.
Cause sometimes you just gotta go.

Thanks for making me laugh. Actually, I think poop talk is hilarious. I would just dip in to a lobby bathroom and let him know I was gonna be a few minutes late possibly. Honestly I try not to eat much or certain foods before a date and also poop before shower lol.  But nervous pooping? Noone is prepared for that haha.  

What would you want a client to do if he found himself under similar duress? I can only recall seeing this discussed in one escort's etiquette section. She was emphatic that it was not OK to poop in her bathroom. Ladies, what say you?

So, then where?

Frankly, I say excuse yourself to the bathroom & do what you need to do.  Sure the lobby restroom is ok if you know in time... if not use the one in my room.  I'm assuming you'd wash up appropriately too.    
If you can't relax, he'll probably get lesser enjoyment too.  
Leave the door closed & run the fan...    

We are spared the inopportune feculence suffered by mere mortals.

Yous go ahead and take your shit girl. Just make sure to flush twice and take a shower to wash your ass. We all shit and sometimes you gots to go when you gots to go

The lobby bathroom, McDonalds, the library, the alley I guess if all else fails, but under no circumstances her room.  

What a shitty thread this is...

I have never had an issue with an escort using the bathroom in my hotel room. I do not want to know why. As long as she is nice and clean after.

Just tell him you have to poop, and you'd like him to tell you where he would like it.  If he names someplace other than the toilet, then you have just earned an upcharge.

If you have to go, go! I always bring summer's eve wipes in my heaux bag for cleanup and situations like these.

There are all kinds of studies on holding it in and even Elsa, from Frozen, tells us just to "Let it go! Let it go!"
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The envelope glows white on the table tonight
Not a poo print to be seen.
White throne of isolation, and it looks like I'm the Queen
My lunch is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in;
Heaven knows I've tried
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Don't let him in, don't let him see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel,
don't let him know
Well now he'll know
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Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care
what he's going to say
Let the poop rage on.
The smell never bothered me anyway
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Field workers have a lower incidence of lower GI cancer than people in more "restrictive" jobs.  One theory is that getting rid of bad stuff in poop by dropping trou and fertilizing the nearest rutabaga leaves less time for the chemicals and toxins to interact with your colon.  Compare that over 10-20 years and the toxic effects can add up.  Of course, it could just be that fresh air and exercise is better for you than sitting at a desk 8 hrs a day.  And there are many other studies.
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Just say, "May I use the bathroom?" and don't even tell me why. Just come out cleaned, freshened and ready to play!  
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Does her poop come out white and smelling like freshly fallen snow?
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EDIT: Forgot to add link to article.

-- Modified on 10/15/2017 5:04:22 AM

My first ex was like that too.  Not me, though.  If someone is in the house I close the bathroom door.  

I thought of when I read the OP! I'll post a link in another reply to this thread.

That's what bathrooms are for. I've had providers shit in my bathroom before. I've also shit in providers incalls too, (but those were really long dates (i.e. Overnights).