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What would you do if your wife or girlfriend farted in her sleep?
Embarrased 1127 reads
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1 / 27
What would you do if your wife or girlfriend farted in her sleep?

A. Make fun of her
B. Pretent you didnt hear it
C.Totally grossed out
D Could care less
E. Turned on

mattradd 40 Reviews 241 reads
posted
2 / 27
F. Have a good laugh together when she woke up!

We're both pretty good at not taking ourselves too seriously, so we can laugh together at our foibles.

Yasodhara See my TER Reviews 220 reads
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3 / 27
Is she keeping you up at night? EOM


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Embarrased 232 reads
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4 / 27
Im the farter actually. No Im not keeping him up. He hasent said a word but Im---


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Yasodhara See my TER Reviews 179 reads
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5 / 27
Maybe he hasn't heard you.

If he did so what.  You're human.

jacobjay 4 Reviews 158 reads
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6 / 27
G. Dutch Oven (eom)


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upncummin52 28 Reviews 160 reads
posted
7 / 27
Stick my foot in her ass so I didn't have to deal with the stink

Although I know damn well there will be guys that pick E!

STOLGUY 24 Reviews 194 reads
posted
8 / 27
Re: What would you do if your wife or girlfriend farted in her sleep?

I would put either my wife or girlfriend next to the one that poofed....

Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 192 reads
posted
9 / 27
D. Yawn...zzzz.


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balathazar 1 Reviews 146 reads
posted
10 / 27
F. Make a farting contest (eom)


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soflaguy44 34 Reviews 180 reads
posted
11 / 27
F. Plug the hole


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hound_dog69 41 Reviews 156 reads
posted
12 / 27
I'd say that it was about time you stopped leaving the room to fart! EOM


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 204 reads
posted
13 / 27
Probably nothing but....

the other day I was standing in line for a table at a restaurant and heard the following exchange.

A disguished elderly couple were ahead of me and ahead of them was a young rather shabbily dressed man.

The young man cut a loud one and the elderly man tapped him on the shoulder and said:  "Excuse me young man but I vigorously demand an appology from you for farting before my wife."

The young man turned around with a sheepish look and said:  "Sorry mister, I didn't know it was her turn."

Ba-doom.

cuppajoe 179 reads
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14 / 27
get the marriage blanket EOM


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ipeesittingdown 34 Reviews 208 reads
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15 / 27
Admin.......Please flip the Alias of this Mid-night Farter! ;-) eOm


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hungry1951 29 Reviews 181 reads
posted
16 / 27
Re: I'd fart back in self defense...

Fight fire with fire!

mattradd 40 Reviews 195 reads
posted
17 / 27
Watch it! It could escalate and get out of hand...

Next, both of you will be lighting them on fire and trying to flame each other:)

Ashlyn See my TER Reviews 215 reads
posted
18 / 27
I would...

giggle! LOL!

Claudius42310 13 Reviews 157 reads
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19 / 27
But two farts do not necessarily make a fight. ;-). eom


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SomeAsshole 180 reads
posted
20 / 27
Then you aren't doing it right!!! eom


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shudaknownbetter 156 reads
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21 / 27
Don't strike a spark!! EOM


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Claudius42310 13 Reviews 106 reads
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22 / 27
LOL! But on a different view...

You can have two farts not make a fight if it becomes juvenile humor and you wind up laughing and farting your asses off. Of course then you might have to explain yourself to the EPA and Al Gore... But still, there's not one right here... ;-)

belindabell See my TER Reviews 161 reads
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23 / 27
Your Azz is calling his name! ooo la la!! EOM


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mookie58 18 Reviews 159 reads
posted
24 / 27
Re: What would you do if your wife or girlfriend farted in her sleep?

I know a girl who said she'd divorce her husband if he ever farted in front of her. And yes, she does have "a bug up her ass!" LOL!

RRO2610 51 Reviews 196 reads
posted
25 / 27
You forgot choice "F"

Sleep in seperate beds.

It's far more comfortable with far less embarrassments for everyone involved.

JLee567 1 Reviews 184 reads
posted
26 / 27
Re: What would you do if your wife or girlfriend farted in her sleep?

I've had two wives (one died) and you might as well ask what I would do if they DIDN'T fart in their sleep. The answer would be I'd be surprised.

Seriously, does anybody not fart in their sleep, either male or female?

aloisbrunner 173 reads
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27 / 27
Re: What would you do if your wife or girlfriend farted in her sleep?

I would be E,turned on.

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