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get the marriage blanket EOM
cuppajoe 179 reads
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Embarrased1128 reads

A. Make fun of her
B. Pretent you didnt hear it
C.Totally grossed out
D Could care less
E. Turned on

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mattradd241 reads

We're both pretty good at not taking ourselves too seriously, so we can laugh together at our foibles.

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Yasodhara179 reads

If he did so what.  You're human.

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upncummin52160 reads

Although I know damn well there will be guys that pick E!

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STOLGUY194 reads

I would put either my wife or girlfriend next to the one that poofed....

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mrfisher204 reads

the other day I was standing in line for a table at a restaurant and heard the following exchange.

A disguished elderly couple were ahead of me and ahead of them was a young rather shabbily dressed man.

The young man cut a loud one and the elderly man tapped him on the shoulder and said:  "Excuse me young man but I vigorously demand an appology from you for farting before my wife."

The young man turned around with a sheepish look and said:  "Sorry mister, I didn't know it was her turn."

Ba-doom.

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hungry1951181 reads

Fight fire with fire!

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mattradd195 reads

Next, both of you will be lighting them on fire and trying to flame each other:)

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Claudius42310106 reads

You can have two farts not make a fight if it becomes juvenile humor and you wind up laughing and farting your asses off. Of course then you might have to explain yourself to the EPA and Al Gore... But still, there's not one right here... ;-)

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Ashlyn215 reads

giggle! LOL!

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mookie58159 reads

I know a girl who said she'd divorce her husband if he ever farted in front of her. And yes, she does have "a bug up her ass!" LOL!

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RRO2610196 reads

Sleep in seperate beds.

It's far more comfortable with far less embarrassments for everyone involved.

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JLee567184 reads

I've had two wives (one died) and you might as well ask what I would do if they DIDN'T fart in their sleep. The answer would be I'd be surprised.

Seriously, does anybody not fart in their sleep, either male or female?

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aloisbrunner173 reads

I would be E,turned on.

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