As of this morning, TER's Most Reviewed Provider, Lila reached a HUGE Milestone.  She received her 600th TER Review!!!

Lila has averaged a new review every 3.19 days since February 2002.

She has an Average Overall Rating of 7.92, an Average Looks Rating of 7.37, and an Average Performance Rating of 8.47.

Lila is the most reviewed lady on TER by over 140 reviews.  Lila's next closest competitor is Sissy/Paulina at 458 reviews.

Congrats to Lila and Best Of Luck in the Future!

but is this really what we should be celebrating?  Sorry, but it gives me the willies.

Now, if I start doing some math... let's see, at a modest average rate of, say 200/hour, that makes Lila more than a millionairess.  

600 x 200 = $120,000

And that is over 5 years.



-- Modified on 4/27/2007 9:32:37 AM

The 120 K figure assumes there were only 600 clients, clearly not the case.  If only 5% of her clients report, that's $2.4 million over 5 years.  Any speculation on whether 5% reportage is a realistic number?

Wow! That is a lot of reviews. I have heard mixed numbers regarding the number reviews v. the number of clients actually seen. I have been told that for every 10 guys a lady see's, she gets one reviews; other providers think its closer to one review for every 100 men.

Let's split the differnece and say its one out of every 50. That means our esteemed provider Lila has seen about 30,000 men. At an average of $250 per gentleman (A split between her 1/2 hour and hourly rate), will net Lila a nice sum of $7,500,000 dollars! Not bad indeed!!!

I am thinking of changing professions...lol  

-- Modified on 4/27/2007 10:57:30 AM

-- Modified on 4/27/2007 11:02:49 AM

Your math is wrong too. If she is averaging one new review every 3-4 days, that would mean she's seeing 50 men every 3-4 days. Absolutely no way. Furthermore, if she had seen 30,000 men over her 6 year stint, she would need to average 13 men a day. A girl has to sleep at some point yanno. Not to mention, surely there have been repeats too LOL

For me, I would say it is probably a ratio closer to about 1 review out of every 10 sessions - but I tend to not ask gentlemen to write reviews for me either. I suspect that Lila probalby does make a habit of asking for reiviews, which would in part explain why she recieves them so frequently.

and figured she had sucked enough cock to reach the moon, and then some

Length of avg. dick X so many suck strokes per hr. X avg. # of clients per day X # of clents per week X # of weeks avg. provider works per year X # of years as provider.  The number came to THOUSANDS of miles  of cock sucked!

OK, I was BORED, and stuck in a an airport bar! :->

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

Write that down on your palm if you need to.

Can this woman still walk?

My math is not wrong. If she saw 30,000 men (1 review for every 50 men seen) and averages $250 dollar per gentleman, she will have made 7,500,000. The math is correct.

Now whether its physically possible to see that many men over a six year period is another issue in its entirety. Maybe she has seen 13 men on average. Who knows for sure...maybe she is a high volume provider.

You are prob. right that her ratio of reviews to men is closer to 1 out of 10, or 6,000 men. Still at an average of $250 per gentleman, 1.5 million is not too bad either!!!

-- Modified on 4/27/2007 8:08:36 PM

Any way you look at it; Lila is a stunning example of entrepreneurial spirit and good business practice.

and inversly proportional to the mass of the ass.
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