What is your listed occupation?

Would the way a lady files her taxes, be pertinent in deciding whether or not you see her?

Every self employed person cheats on their taxes.

Then us Hobbyists should claim the Money we spend on Providers as a Tax Exemption. LOL!!!!!!

I ran my own business for years before entering this world. I had my own corporation, and filed the appropriate personal and corporate taxes every year. When I became an escort, nothing changed but the source of the income.

Im open for suggestion dear . lol OMG what a great  opener line.  
Get the cuffs out. lol  
we Could say we are a comedy club? and file  
or 403B non for  prof called " Family healers". and all donation can be anonymous. ?
uuuuuuuu MORE?

My CPA, who is not based in Chicago BTW, completes the rest of the tax form and files it electronically. It is none of your business what specific information ladies put on their tax forms.

but at the commonly-held assumptions about many of the ladies.

An unreportable situation I'd buy small expensive things and store them elsewhere for retirement ie baseball cards rare coins, gold. People who flash money that doesn't exist in paper after the ones who become targets.

For cry in out loud!
Some aspects of out life are, None of your business.
Play it out enjoy the fantasy and go home happy. Myob

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Apparently all my ideas suck this far lol. I will be filing, and keep track, BUT, I need references to professionals (legit) who I can tell I do this to so I can get real advice from.  

It's not important to list how you obtained the money, just the fact you report it.  Keep in mind the government keeps laws ambiguous (such as tax laws) so they can prosecute you when they can't prove the crime they truly want to convict you of.  Let us say a government official want's to nab someone for prostitution.  If the suspect is careful, it might be difficult to prove, but tax crimes - no problem.

The IRS doesn't give a shit how you got your beans, who counts them for you or what you choose to call them but you better damn well pay taxes on them or they will be knocking at your door.

they file like everyone else. Sweating bullets, rushing to meet the deadline at the last minute.

The listed occupation can be anything ( consultant, entertainer, etc,).  The important thing to remember is that not reporting the income and paying the taxes can cause a larger legal problem than prostitution.

You should wonder how much tax you have to pay for this year lol, like they care to explain how, the fact that i know some lady do accept credit card. If you work an under-the-table job, would you care to pay for taxes lol. They probably spend all those dough on clothes, handbags, cars, etc... Before taxes would even have a chance to lick it.

I put the money in a plain envelope marked “Rasha’s taxes” and discreetly place it on a side table in the tax examiner’s office within the first five minutes of the audit.

Just because you keep saying, "Who's your daddy," during the session, doesn't mean you can claim us as dependants.

You don’t want that do you?

you got the female examiner and the envelope was required. She must have been jealous or she would have dropped her panties for you. You are hot.

Courtney, yes you are correct. ( purchases ). Providers only board is a great spot for specifics.

before I can get back on the provider board. Made a bad 'oopsie' a few months back. Can't wait to get back on, however!

Dear Tabu:
Although you have been proven to be an erudite and cerebral companionship tycoon, I was just wondering would you modify your number from one to four depending upon how much revenue you earned for a particular quarter? Also what are the deductions you might take being an independent business woman such as travel and lodging?  I am sure that you have these discussions with your tax attorney on a regular basis.  Also what are the things that you look at from the House of Representatives with respect to certain items that can be claimed within a given year?  Also during the recession do you feel the tax laws for independent business persons have been more laxed or stringent?  Just thought I would ask since I know you are just as clever and crafy with this as you would be with you social and libidinal skills?

I don't do end of year taxes...I do quarterly, and I could not tell you wtf my CPA does because I am horrible at math. At least 20 percent of my income goes to Church/Charity, and that's all I am saying about that part.  I don't try to deduct for things like hotels, airfare, condoms, etc. because they were purchased to do something illegal and across state lines, at that. Pretty stupid to try and deduct those things, but I have heard of many providers doing it. Not only is it tax evasion, but it's also fraud. I would rather just make less money than fk with the IRS. Two people I don't mess with are the IRS and God. Just sayin.