While we are at it, why don't you just pay a provider to cover you in gasoline, and light your dumb ass on fire. That will be a much quicker death than the alternative. Your "papers" don't prove a fkin thing, nor do hers. If you have had sex even ONCE since that test, you could have HIV and not know it...same goes for her. Please show me a hooker who only has sex once every six months, and I will show you a sugar baby, not a provider.  

The cream stays in the rubber . You like Dr.Joe too ? Medical records , r u serious ?bet they have or name on them , elmer .

Wtf is it. Love your answer. Xoxo

need to bring our own gasoline or do you provide?

Beats the "Is my dick big enough" threads  
 

... for six months or more. Testing has never protected anyone from getting a disease - it just gives people the ability to avoid spreading it if they test positive. Assuming of course they have any sense of decency and enough brains to have a clue.

All you have to do is promise to-

... this question literally adds fuel to that fire.

And the first thing I come back to is not only a BBFS post but also a guy who wants to look at his own spooge?!?

Cream pie as a gift b/c he really lines cream pies ? Bet he would get it on His face . Wonder if any girls have pie on their wish list ?

No question about it, some guys are just idiots.  That basically tells you that he thinks that providers have no brains at all.

Where the fuck have u been ? Any word on Clarence ????????? Hope you have been well.

actually...you don't even have to have had sex at all since the test, since many times a new disease wont show up. so you could have already had the disease when you got the test, and not gotten a positive result. tests only prove what you DO HAVE, not what you DONT HAVE. but yeah, London is right, would take an idiot to take that risk. that said, backpage can be your friend.

Maybe not you...but plenty others do.

Of course it's more common than we like to think, but that does not mean we can't also find it disgusting to do with "just anyone." I am not sitting here saying I have never gone bareback with a sugar daddy, boyfriend, etc. but with just any and every guy who pays me? Next...

You know what's really disgusting?  Sitting through two fucking hours of America's Got Talent.  That is disgusting.

...now where is my box of cracker jacks when I need the little ring inside?

Iike to think I'd turn down the offer even if she encouraged me. I don't think I'd trust any girl enough to not use a condom with her.

Why would you want bbfs with a girl that may have already had three creampies that day?

Are you saying that you go bare back with hookers?

When I read your line "...but I just fked someone 2 hours after I took the test lol", at first I thought it was "fixed someone", and thought, "man, this woman really takes no prisoners".

And to think it isn't a common occurrence here is naive as well.

Calling it unsafe is one thing, but a woman disgusted by BBFS isn't exactly a woman that I think I would like to share any "quality time" with. I find it especially odd that she doesn't find CIM "disgusting" or at least her reviews don't seem to indicate so, but cum in her pussy she finds disgusting. Go figure.

FWIW, I love BBFS but I don't find it worth dying for. I certainly don't find it disgusting, but considering the fact that I see 10-20 different ladies on an average month, going in without a cover doesn't pass the risk-reward test IMO.

The facts are that a reference or paperwork just isn't good enough for me. I don't offer bbbj for this reason it doesn't matter if you spot when you already ingested it. That's like say I'm gonna taste this least gal poison but as long as I don't swallow it I will be just fine. Lmao. And another thing if you get infected the day before the reference & papers are worthless.
 

Yeah, Clarence is a good dude, too.  Much too sensible to stay in this looney bin too long.

You have no problems with a guy's jizz in your mouth, but you find the mere suggestion of it in your pussy "disgusting" unliess it's a "real" relationship. I find your ability to reconcile those two thoughts a bit amusing.

To call it dangerous or even scary I could understand, but to say the very thought of it sickens you years later seems a bit hyperbolic IMO, not to mention disengenuous.

I appreciate that many hookers don't go BBFS with the johns.  I'd like to know that I'm not licking some guys jizz...although some guys would find that exciting...I don't.

I have so many try to pull the papers thing.  

I am not going to explain it again. Please simply reread my post, it should be plain to anyone who is fluent in English.

BBFS in and of itself is awesome, but BBFS with any random guy including those you are not even attracted to is "disgusting" lol. Better? And yea, hear ya on the AGT. Try watching the Real Housewives series lol.  

I think you are misunderstanding what I typed. I don't think BBFS is disgusting with a guy I happen to be attracted to, and actually WANT to fk. I DO think it's disgusting with anyone and everyone from off the damn street. Clear now?  

Actually, I feel the same way. To me, CIM is not at all a personal thing...I can blow just about anyone and let them CIM, but I cannot have sex unprotected with just anyone, nor would I let them unload in there. The mouth is the dirtiest part of a human...even moreso than a fkin dog's mouth who eats his own crap. You can unload your sewage in there all damn day, but it will never go anywhere near my vagina. She's special to me bwahahhaa.

Good for you girl, and don't let anyone intimidate you into offering something you are just not comfortable doing. It is YOUR body and YOUR life.

Until then, keep your philosophizing about jizz to within the scope of your own human experience.

It's actually a really great restaurant here bwahahhaa. Damn, I just realized how much I am going to miss the food in New Orleans when I move!!

I just can't "swallow" that one. lol

Never have I endorsed BBFS with strangers, although I have pointed out to deny it happens is a fools errand.

DD's hyperbole is the only thing I am calling bullshit on.

So you both BBJCIM but go nutso with the BBFS nonsense.

It's a topic that has been beaten to death over the years...but always is fun to throw shit out there to see which lemmings will get involved.

He also thinks hookers are dumb. Says it weekly right here on TER!

Now would be a real good time to do it.

Well at least it starts with the same letter.

I usually comment on someone's stupidity when they have demonstrated that attribute.

At all, anywhere, because of the smell, the taste  even the consistency. Some escorts are like this and just avoid CIM and of course would not allow BBFS if a knife was held to their throats. That shit is an acquired taste and some never acquire it.

I have to confess though, NOLA is one of the great food towns in the entire world. I just love the food there.

In case people missed the sarcasm of my original post, I was describing some of the more tedious tasks expected of a boyfriend/husband.

Thank you, HWAHOTF, for using commas correctly.  Conan The Grammarian commends you.

Yes, great food.  Also great music, architecture and that "bon temps roulez" atmosphere.  Jazz Fest is one of the greatest parties on earth.

Last time I went I sweated my ass off, but it was worth it.

and how she managed to convince herself that I was equating BBFS to CIM is beyond me. The only conclusion I can come to is that she simply wanted to be argumentative. Picking out a typo of a single letter of a single word in my entire post is proof positive that she knew she was wrong. Something that Conan should be painfully aware of, as it's a tactic of his when he is not only losing a debate, but losing it badly.

Jazz Fest is in late April.  It's hot, but not that hot.  Done it twice.  Amazing.

and yes it was a fucking sauna by then.

And I love eating down here, lol

The festival takes place over two consecutive weekends.  Go to the first one and hope it's cooler.

No worries though, no matter what your intended meaning, I will wager that I agree with it. lol

A guy wanting me to have a creampie in me before I came over and he wanted to suck it all out. I told him I didn't have time to run to Baker's Square lol.

Isn't there some list online somewhere that his name should be on? Freaks-R-Us.com or something?

I can hardly keep up with the demand. I might have to start charging more.