I seen a provider she was very short and a little on the heavy side thought her in call room was no wider than than the bed and I could It so cool float too. The near the end her huge tall female pimps come in.

Mountain Dew king:

Well maybe some day.

From what I understand, TER allows a member to change his/her alias once every ninety days, Since this douchebag has been posting under this stupid handle since almost 2 months, he will be able to change his alias at the beginning of March.

I can only hope with the rest of you that he not only changes his alias, but creates a more entertaining one. This is by far his dumbest one to date.

For the sake of all of us who cringe whenever we read one of his posts, let's all pitch in and purchase mtdewking2015 a subscription to Grammarly, which calls itself the world's best online grammar and spelling checker. If that's too much to ask, how about launching a Kickstarter campaign? Something! Anything! Please!

Simply a brown envelope

having a goof. Gee willikers the suspense is killing me........not.  But don't be surprised if he eventually sells autographed screen prints as performance art.  Assuming he can sign his name.

... of trailer parks to spend your hard-earned $25 and 15 minutes!?

The others were aliases. I thought he changed from !_! too quickly but then I noticed this one is actually a handle.

Never in a million years would an English professor conjure up a story or  dream about visiting a dwarf size chunky provider, floating on her magic bed in her tiny room, and leaving without a beat down from her female Amazon pimps.

Well count me as guilty of Posting While Sober. My apologies to Inicky and Swim for giving them grief for the same offense. lol

honestly, if he limits his new posts to once every day or two I don't mind.
He is certainly a change of pace - even if he might be a troll.
I don't think he takes himself too seriously - and in my book that is generally a good thing...