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Panthera12 1199 reads
posted
1 / 27
I think I changed my mind about something

Photoshopping. I am not talking about shaving off 20 pounds or smoothing every imperfection, but some cosmetic touch ups should be done.

It took me a full week to recover from a provider's photos of her fat ass riddled with pimples. Thankfully I have a good memory and I will never click onto her ads again.  
Why she posted those frightening photos in the first place is beyond my comprehension and destructive marketing unless there is a fetish for that.

How about tipping her some Clearasil?  






 

Dr Who revived 630 reads
posted
2 / 27
I'm pretty sure my pal ass-calade (manginasclade) has double tipped her

Clearasil wasn't enough for his immediate session...so he brought her some sandpaper as well.

And he even loves her...and she him.

Your thoughts?   LOL
Posted By: Panthera12
Photoshopping. I am not talking about shaving off 20 pounds or smoothing every imperfection, but some cosmetic touch ups should be done.

It took me a full week to recover from a provider's photos of her fat ass riddled with pimples. Thankfully I have a good memory and I will never click onto her ads again.    
Why she posted those frightening photos in the first place is beyond my comprehension and destructive marketing unless there is a fetish for that.  

How about tipping her some Clearasil?    

 

 

 
   
 

3mdssa 640 reads
posted
3 / 27
Boys....can't you 2

be nice for just a brief moment LOL. First pimples then this other gentleman, whoever he is lol.  

Ayayayayayayayayay LOL Goodness, the posts were fun today and playful. Why ya gotta start knockin people LOL

Ok, so...I'd like to know what is your definition of perfection or close to it, since may I make you aware it doesn't exist with ANYONE lol. There are beautiful men and women all over the world 'physically' but doesn't mean they are 'perfect'. I would bank on it, you'd find more than a handful of physical as well as 'other' flaws with people considered perfect.  

If I had a big molely mole on my lip hahahahahah, you wouldn't diss me would you, well I know you would P but CPA, not you lol?

:)

Vidi...what's for dinner this evening? I think all I'd have to do is watch you cook and listen to you talk and yes my mouth would be shut for a brief moment....that could be a lil slice of heaven for me hahahahahah ;)

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Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor 2 Reviews 617 reads
posted
4 / 27
Maybe you could...

Give yourself a reverse facial... just squeeze her ass and get that pimple-puss shot all over yer face...

Lmao...bwahahahaaa....

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 647 reads
posted
5 / 27
Maybe they were freckles?

do find it comical how so many don't look at their pics before posting them. When I have a zit, I make it a mole lol. I usually only get them the week before my period, but usually not on my ass bwahahha

Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor 2 Reviews 617 reads
posted
6 / 27
Do you charge for pimple popping?

Some chicks just dig that. I had a girlfriend who'd groom me like a friggin' baboon. Soft scrub this and pumice stone that, frikkin' avacado masks... Yadayadayada...

Panthera12 646 reads
posted
7 / 27
They were ZITS and redder then

blind woman sitting on porcupine quills.

Dr Who revived 586 reads
posted
8 / 27
Didn't you realize that this was a bonus?

I assume she wanted you to play 'connect the dots'?

I sure as hell hope it was also OTC!

Panthera12 663 reads
posted
9 / 27
Just when I thought I was over it


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Panthera12 583 reads
posted
10 / 27
Maybe it's a secret map to Boston (e)


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 549 reads
posted
11 / 27
Follow the yellow brick road. Goodness, y'all are funny this evening. BRB. E.


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Dr Who revived 631 reads
posted
12 / 27
Please figure this out....

It may be the way for the Hawks to figure out the bruins defense.

I told the Bruins front office that manginasclade loves them!

Your thoughts...if any  LOL

Dr Who revived 637 reads
posted
13 / 27
Since I don't review..

Your moley mole would only be known to those via back channel.

And on some hookers that mole is hot.

But pimples on an ass is just ridiculous.  And I'll bet the hooker still wants to get paid.  Honestly if I want some rather plain looking women, easy enough to pick them up.  I expect the hookers asking for money that they aren't a 'connect the dots' in her ass or face.  I would walk...plain and simple.

I don't need someone's ideal if perfection... But I expect her to resemble her pics fairly closely.  

Manginas will stay and pay the hooker.  Not to mention they'll write her an excellent review as well.

And don't fret about manginasclade...he's an attention whore who loves the pummeling he takes.
Posted By: viptaylorsteele
be nice for just a brief moment LOL. First pimples then this other gentleman, whoever he is lol.  
   
 Ayayayayayayayayay LOL Goodness, the posts were fun today and playful. Why ya gotta start knockin people LOL  
   
 Ok, so...I'd like to know what is your definition of perfection or close to it, since may I make you aware it doesn't exist with ANYONE lol. There are beautiful men and women all over the world 'physically' but doesn't mean they are 'perfect'. I would bank on it, you'd find more than a handful of physical as well as 'other' flaws with people considered perfect.  
   
 If I had a big molely mole on my lip hahahahahah, you wouldn't diss me would you, well I know you would P but CPA, not you lol?  
   
 :)  
   
 Vidi...what's for dinner this evening? I think all I'd have to do is watch you cook and listen to you talk and yes my mouth would be shut for a brief moment....that could be a lil slice of heaven for me hahahahahah ;)

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Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor 2 Reviews 671 reads
posted
14 / 27
Dinner? A fast pasta... Pasta con Ragù di Vitello e Porcini

A veal, porcini mushroom, and fresh tomato sauce.

I pounded out and sliced a veal brisket, browned it. Then sautéed the porcinis, skinned and crushed the tomatoes by hand...

Add the mushrooms and tomatoes to the soffritto ( sautéed onion, carrot & garlic) pour in the now mushroom flavored water from the reconstituted porcini... season, add a sprig of rosemary, spike it with a Nero D' Avola, then simmer gently until ready.  

I'm serving it over Conchiglie dressed with Burrata and Parmesan Reggiano.

;

Dr Who revived 167 reads
posted
15 / 27
So using an indelible marker and connect the dots it spells....

UDO

Posted By: PoeWhiteTrash
And if you scratch or pick them, they ooze clear fluid and crust over like a glazed donut.  It's fucking gross.

3mdssa 598 reads
posted
16 / 27
Damnnnnnnnn...where are you? LMAO. And what are you

saying to me as you're cooking...cause you know I'll be watching with a nice Beaujolais in hand.  

And yes, I will be squirming ;))))))

SexyMilf4you See my TER Reviews 748 reads
posted
17 / 27
She wanted you to connect the dots...


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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 570 reads
posted
18 / 27
Why the heck aren't you making her pasta puttanesca instead?


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Related Link: http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/01/15/recipe-of-the-day-pasta-puttanesca/

Panthera12 129 reads
posted
19 / 27
Actually, no. Thanks for that visual

Now I am going to have nightmares.

inicky46 61 Reviews 614 reads
posted
20 / 27
When should we come by to eat?

I promise to bring a fine bottle of Brunello di Montalcino.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 574 reads
posted
21 / 27
Re: Just when I thought I was over it

That bathroom looks familiar lol. So does the toilet. :)

Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor 2 Reviews 718 reads
posted
22 / 27
Because my local fishmonger doesn't get fresh anchovies until Thursday...

It's a delicacy.

Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor 2 Reviews 620 reads
posted
23 / 27
Brunello is nice... Gaja Barbaresco is nice as well... Eom


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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 725 reads
posted
24 / 27
Dash of tamari, sauteed mushrooms, sliced kalamata, ground up nori- salty, slimy, tangy perfection!

Or just follow this vegan recipe...

Related Link: http://www.holycowvegan.net/2011/08/vegan-sluts-spaghetti.html?m=1

Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor 2 Reviews 577 reads
posted
25 / 27
That's not Puttanesca... Vegan?!?! BLECH!! Lmao

I have a full Japanese pantry as well... That recipe doesn't begin to approach the Italian classic.

HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 536 reads
posted
26 / 27
OKAY Julia Child- don't get your panties all in a bunch! It's better than a thread on butt zits!(e


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3mdssa 670 reads
posted
27 / 27
I'm not picky lol...I'll take either (Vidi, no anchovies yukky LOL), but what is the biggest turn

on, is just watching a man cook for you, as you sit there, relaxed soaking it all in ;)  

Can be the best foreplay for any woman.......glass of vino in hand, stimulating conversation, the smell of what is about to be devoured and looking into the eyes of the man who's about ready to have his way with you hahahahahahahahahahahha....best foreplay EVER!!!!!!!!!!

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