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I assume she wanted you to play 'connect the dots'?

I sure as hell hope it was also OTC!

Panthera121198 reads

Photoshopping. I am not talking about shaving off 20 pounds or smoothing every imperfection, but some cosmetic touch ups should be done.

It took me a full week to recover from a provider's photos of her fat ass riddled with pimples. Thankfully I have a good memory and I will never click onto her ads again.  
Why she posted those frightening photos in the first place is beyond my comprehension and destructive marketing unless there is a fetish for that.

How about tipping her some Clearasil?  






 

Clearasil wasn't enough for his immediate session...so he brought her some sandpaper as well.

And he even loves her...and she him.

Your thoughts?   LOL

Posted By: Panthera12
Photoshopping. I am not talking about shaving off 20 pounds or smoothing every imperfection, but some cosmetic touch ups should be done.

It took me a full week to recover from a provider's photos of her fat ass riddled with pimples. Thankfully I have a good memory and I will never click onto her ads again.    
Why she posted those frightening photos in the first place is beyond my comprehension and destructive marketing unless there is a fetish for that.  

How about tipping her some Clearasil?    

 

 

 
   
 

3mdssa639 reads

be nice for just a brief moment LOL. First pimples then this other gentleman, whoever he is lol.  

Ayayayayayayayayay LOL Goodness, the posts were fun today and playful. Why ya gotta start knockin people LOL

Ok, so...I'd like to know what is your definition of perfection or close to it, since may I make you aware it doesn't exist with ANYONE lol. There are beautiful men and women all over the world 'physically' but doesn't mean they are 'perfect'. I would bank on it, you'd find more than a handful of physical as well as 'other' flaws with people considered perfect.  

If I had a big molely mole on my lip hahahahahah, you wouldn't diss me would you, well I know you would P but CPA, not you lol?

:)

Vidi...what's for dinner this evening? I think all I'd have to do is watch you cook and listen to you talk and yes my mouth would be shut for a brief moment....that could be a lil slice of heaven for me hahahahahah ;)

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Your moley mole would only be known to those via back channel.

And on some hookers that mole is hot.

But pimples on an ass is just ridiculous.  And I'll bet the hooker still wants to get paid.  Honestly if I want some rather plain looking women, easy enough to pick them up.  I expect the hookers asking for money that they aren't a 'connect the dots' in her ass or face.  I would walk...plain and simple.

I don't need someone's ideal if perfection... But I expect her to resemble her pics fairly closely.  

Manginas will stay and pay the hooker.  Not to mention they'll write her an excellent review as well.

And don't fret about manginasclade...he's an attention whore who loves the pummeling he takes.

Posted By: viptaylorsteele
be nice for just a brief moment LOL. First pimples then this other gentleman, whoever he is lol.  
   
 Ayayayayayayayayay LOL Goodness, the posts were fun today and playful. Why ya gotta start knockin people LOL  
   
 Ok, so...I'd like to know what is your definition of perfection or close to it, since may I make you aware it doesn't exist with ANYONE lol. There are beautiful men and women all over the world 'physically' but doesn't mean they are 'perfect'. I would bank on it, you'd find more than a handful of physical as well as 'other' flaws with people considered perfect.  
   
 If I had a big molely mole on my lip hahahahahah, you wouldn't diss me would you, well I know you would P but CPA, not you lol?  
   
 :)  
   
 Vidi...what's for dinner this evening? I think all I'd have to do is watch you cook and listen to you talk and yes my mouth would be shut for a brief moment....that could be a lil slice of heaven for me hahahahahah ;)

-- Modified on 6/19/2013 5:49:17 PM

A veal, porcini mushroom, and fresh tomato sauce.

I pounded out and sliced a veal brisket, browned it. Then sautéed the porcinis, skinned and crushed the tomatoes by hand...

Add the mushrooms and tomatoes to the soffritto ( sautéed onion, carrot & garlic) pour in the now mushroom flavored water from the reconstituted porcini... season, add a sprig of rosemary, spike it with a Nero D' Avola, then simmer gently until ready.  

I'm serving it over Conchiglie dressed with Burrata and Parmesan Reggiano.

;

3mdssa598 reads

saying to me as you're cooking...cause you know I'll be watching with a nice Beaujolais in hand.  

And yes, I will be squirming ;))))))

I have a full Japanese pantry as well... That recipe doesn't begin to approach the Italian classic.

3mdssa670 reads

on, is just watching a man cook for you, as you sit there, relaxed soaking it all in ;)  

Can be the best foreplay for any woman.......glass of vino in hand, stimulating conversation, the smell of what is about to be devoured and looking into the eyes of the man who's about ready to have his way with you hahahahahahahahahahahha....best foreplay EVER!!!!!!!!!!

I promise to bring a fine bottle of Brunello di Montalcino.

Give yourself a reverse facial... just squeeze her ass and get that pimple-puss shot all over yer face...

Lmao...bwahahahaaa....

do find it comical how so many don't look at their pics before posting them. When I have a zit, I make it a mole lol. I usually only get them the week before my period, but usually not on my ass bwahahha

Some chicks just dig that. I had a girlfriend who'd groom me like a friggin' baboon. Soft scrub this and pumice stone that, frikkin' avacado masks... Yadayadayada...

Panthera12646 reads

blind woman sitting on porcupine quills.

I assume she wanted you to play 'connect the dots'?

I sure as hell hope it was also OTC!

It may be the way for the Hawks to figure out the bruins defense.

I told the Bruins front office that manginasclade loves them!

Your thoughts...if any  LOL

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