Smoking does not neccessarily give you yellow teeth. I smoked for 10 years and my teeth have always been as shiny white as Bob Barkers ass. Smokers get yellow teeth when they don't brush regularly, well, you'll get yellow teeth anyway if you don't brush regularly, as we all know.

Now, considering the THINGS that go in a hookers mouth...+ not keeping mouth clean...you see where I'm going with this? FUCK THAT SHIT. I'd have left her standing in the door way. Go suck on some baking soda ya fuckin bust down.

start at the 1:50 mark. She is SMOKING in more ways than one!

Yeah, that would be in the running for stupidest thing said on this board - IF I had actually said that. That is not even close to what I meant. That whistling noise in your ears is the high velocity with which my meaning went in one and came out the other.

Laymans = she has yellow teeth therfore does not practice good oral hygiene. She puts her mouth ##some places you can imagine and some places you can't## and then you show up; her having not given a shit about gargling and... ah nevermind.

Yes, cum stains teeth. It's my anti-BBBJ slogan, the first of my many plots to bring down all unsanctimonious sex acts.

not only from smoking, or poor dental hygiene.

Some of the causes:

Certain infections during pregnancy will cause teeth discoloration of the unborn child.

Certain medications like antibiotics, antihistamines, etc.

Excessive fluoride use (rinses, toothpaste, etc.)

Certain foods & drinks, like coffee, tea, soda, wines, certain fruits (berries) and vegetables.

and many other causes, including genetics.

Not everyone can tolerate the teeth whitening treatment.

I for one always had natural bright white teeth, till a few years back, when I was on a certain allergy medication that my teeth turned dull, and I tried the whitening treatment, but my gums disapproved. Baking Soda seems to work but very slowly. So go easy on the assumptions.

That a lady smokes on a dick here and there contributes to her getting yellow teeth whether she smokes cigarettes or not? That's fucking stupid!

You know, I read some stupid ass shit the last couple days. But just the idea that a lady gets yellow teeth from sucking dick has to be the stupidest fucking thing I've EVER fucking heard!

That's right up there with 'you won't get pregnant if I don't cum in you', or 'the check's in the mail'.

Like I said, I smoke, so I can't bitch. Smoked for round about 26 years and cracks my shit up when I get physicals and they say my lungs sound fine! Not to mention what they say when they poke in my liver, but that's another story....

Ladies' teeth getting yellow for BBBJ. Wow. Wondering where this is going to go...

I had a session yesterday with a hottie from a local agency. She had 8s and 9s for looks. Once the door opened I agreed with the 8.5 average. Then she smiled and sadly her stock plummeted. She had yellowish/brownish smokers teeth. It wiped the smile right off my face and she noticed. Her words wer "If you dont like what you see, you can leave now and take your envelope with you." I decided to stay but the intimacy was labored and I left around the 40 minute mark. For the first time in my life ever, I had sex with a woman and not kissed her. The cigarette breath did not help either. I did not want to bring up her teeth during the session for fear that she would take it the wrong way. Looking back on the years I have been hobbying, I recall that is many beautiful provider's stock drop due to this.

While on the cabride home, I called the agency and told them. They offered me a small discount on  a future appointment. I was more worried about a 23 year old girl who will be sporting dental implants before 30.

It makes me wonder how women can spend hours in the gym every week, spend a ton of money on hair, makeup, maicures, pedicures, massages, breast implants, botox, colligen and totally overlook their teeth.

If they're hot, cool, and want to have fun, shit, I'LL light their cigarettes for them the same time as mine.

I find it relaxing to have a smoke and a drink(or two, or...) with a lady before we get down to business. On breaks. And after the fact.

I'm totally into making the lady comfortable and if she wants to light up, more power to her.

You know the both of you are comfortable when you're laying there in bed nekkid, the ashtray on your chest, talking and sharing a cigarette in between rounds.

Any smokers out there, tell me I'm wrong?!

I get it, and I used to smoke.  I still will light one up every couple of months.  And, yeah, the idea of kickin' back after sex and having a smoke with a gal sounds nice, too.  But that's not what it's about for me.  This is simply an issue of personal care and hygeine.  If you smoke, fine.  But take care of your teeth, too.  It ain't that hard.  I've been with lots of gals who were smokers and they didn't have yellow teeth. I'd be grossed out myself.  Why is it different than if her feet or some other part of her were dirty?  Providers, and clients, should be -- and look -- clean going into a session.  Only one question, MP:  do you have yellow, gnarly-lookin' teeth?  I bet not.  Seesh, and I had so looked forward to a big, wet kiss if we ever met!  LOL!

An unhealthy mouth can often mean an unhealthy body.

Now I am not saying every lady need have perfectly white teeth (sometimes too white is distraction and looks so fake.)

I will say if she is 23 she probably isn't aware that those cigarettes are going to ruin her - teeth, hair, skin, health. Naivete of youth. When I was 20, I smoked cigars. Then I hooked up with a health guru and started fitness modeling. Quickly gave it up and changed my life forever. Now every now and then (about once a year) I enjoy a sweet cigar to celebrate a victory or huge business deal - but nothing regular.

She obviously, isn't concerned with the affect smoking has on her teeth.

I totally agree with Vanica,  at 23 I would suppose your teeth should be pearly white.  Sometimes drugs can contribute to teeth looking yellow/brownish.  Ugh just the thought of that makes me cringe

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you should have taken her up on leaving.  You insulted her looks (although nonverbally) and then proceded to have sex? You would have been more noble to explain yourself at the time, instead you called the boss to complain.  People are people and they are who thay are. She knows she has a problem and just is not at the point to fix it.

A Fav lady is a smoker...  but I am not & I have a smoke free home.  I wince (choke) when a heavy smoker passes me in a restaunt.  Yet this mature lady smoker, her home does not smell of smoke nor her person, clothes or mouth.  
Yet a young provider I saw a couple of times...  her home reeked of smoke & dirty ashtrays.  The second time was a mistake...  I'd booked with her GF & ended up getting handed off.  

I understand it is difficult to talk about...  hopefully the agency can talk to her & get her to do things which are good for her personally & professionally.

Some ladies just don't care or have bad priorities.  If only they were able to give up a few gucci bags, they could afford a set of braces or invisalign lol.  I myself take great care of my teeth and smile and guys compliment me all the time for it

Hey, I'm easy but I ain't cheap.

Similar experience with a local agency girl. Her teeth were not yellow but decayed. She was pretty and plenty hot. However it made me uncomfortable. I would have repeated if not for the teeth.