Suppose you walk into the hotel room, and the provider’s back is to you. Before you can say anything, she turns around and you realize she looks NOTHING like her pics or description!  However, she’s gorgeous, but dressed in some sort of weird costume, and... she’s holding a whip.

Then she stares at you and says, “I am Diana of Themyscira, daughter of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons.  I have never had sexual relations with a man.  Will you teach me?”

What would you do?

But posting while high on crack and meth probably isn't the best way to deal with it. If you must post about "hypotheticals," at least keep them realistic.

you’ll understand that this IS a realistic scenario, for me at least.  😉

Anyway, one thing that’s  requirement for survival in this coronavirus world is a sense of humor.  Which is to say, realism isn’t everything, Vanny.

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I am addicted to heroine.

her·o·ine [noun]
a woman admired or idealized for her courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities.

It's a long story...but she was a Dom in Vegas and told me that she never had a paid sexual encounter before. She was fucking hot so I had no problem. I really didn't teach her anything but I think she had a problem with intimacy....or as she told me...."I have daddy issues"....lol

If she was as hot as you say she is, then my second thought would be "Crazy women are fucking GREAT in bed" and I most definitely would go for it. lol

 
My third thought, if I was still thinking at that point would be "I wonder if I am getting punked?" but as long as she was hot enough, I'd probably still risk it, but just like if had any suspicion that I was being punked, or worse. I would probably do the same thing I would do if I thought there might be a chance that she was LE and I would kiss her, grab her by the pussy, put her hand on my dick or "something" that no cop, or "gotcha tv show actress" would ever allow.

SHE asks YOU to teach HER, but SHE's the one holding the whip.  Not sure how I would react but engaging in flight might be near the top of the list of choices.

She uses it for screening. Weird, I know, but it’s a special whip. 😉