But how about a positive point of view about reveiws?

recently (and I apologize for not being able to remember where I read the review) I saw this line which struck me as so imaginative and image provoking that I just have to share it here:

(and I'll paraphrase)

Afterwards the room looked like it had been visited by a condom-shitting bird."

Now, doesn't that just pour out what had been going on into your psyche?

If it aint rubber, it's tuna or cum.

I said way too many chicks SMELL like rubber down below.

Mr. Fisher's over posting is tiresome.

Thats alright fish....you don't owe me anything lol

Everyone thinks their pussies & shit don't stink!

Non alias idiots don't bother you when they post too much ?

 Doesn't bother me , it's easy, I never  read all  his posts.
 

now that i have you in my sammich.

I keep reading reviews from your areas about sessions that would make Ron Jeremy shout "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy."

Sounds like I need to charter a limo and get my homeboys together for a road trip east!


HH

I don't want to ruin a reputation.



HH

It's amazing to me how this Board can't go five minutes without a riot breaking out.

It's a good thing I didn't bring up something controversial like how guys always leave the lid up, etc.

There is a Mr Fisher on TER.

He is a very nice chap who lives down in Florida and used to post from time to time, mostly on the RO Board.

So, please do differentiate between the spelling of my handle and his.

And people say I'M a fucking idiot. At least my excuse is I'm drinking.

Anyway, yeah, there's been a few lines in reviews I thought were quite amusing or even thought provoking, in an entertaining sort of way.

Let me try and remember them and I'll get back withya!

It is definitely one of my better reviews.  lol.

I also like it when they say that my pictures don't do me justice, and that I don't look anywhere near 41.  Those things aren't as funny, but they are informative, and definitely not what you read in most reviews.  And of course, they're nice things to say (which, really, is important to me, after all)!

It has nothing to do with rubbers and everything to do with entertaining lines in reviews.

And they let you drive around and shit. God, I hope they don't let you own a firearm.

can't comprehend what you read.  OP started a thread about POSITIVE things in reviews.  It was meant to be a POSITIVE thread.  Bugger off, douchebag.  Keep your negative shit to yourself.

You can't even spell the OP's name right. It's 'mrfisher', not 'Mr. Fisher'.

Get your fucking shit together!

and that's fucking tiresome.  BTW, all I have to say is maybe you should just stay home and wank off.  But then I realize how hard that might be without opposable thumbs.

So sorry someone has a gun to your head and you have to read all this stuff.

Nobody likes a bully, tune-a-fish!  The over-criticizing is getting tiresome.

That said, your welcome to leave or not read a post(saying that is tiresome).
Doc

The only difference is, I'm not a chicken-shit about it and you know who's coming at you when I do.

See what you started? AGAIN! .....

Wish you told me this morning what you were REALLY up to with your plans for the day.

Mowing the lawn and reading the paper my ass! lol!!!

Don't let her big, brown eyes and slightly shy demeanor fool you when you meet at first....

She has teeth and nails and knows how to use them! lol!

You actually make reasonable, thoughtful contributions to this board!  What an asshole!  Don't you know this is where we come just to shit all over each other?  Get with the fucking program! You really need to have MP give you drunkeness instructions.  Maybe then you'd stop making sense, asshole.
Now I'll give you my favorite line that I stole from the late, great Richard Brautigan and used (with attribution) in a review.  He wrote of walking into a room where two people had been fucking vigorously for hours.  "It smelled like Cupid's gym," he wrote.
Suck on that!

How can you ruin something that's already in the shitter?

Read Doc's deal again, and I read it wrong the first time and reacted.

I apologize, Doc.

I admit, the hospitality is outstanding!

Just don't piss 'em off!

(AND, don't forget that we re-define "shagging"!)

Though, can't really say my sister-in-law can be categorized as such. She hates my guts, lol!!!

Though, me missing not one but two planes to her and my little brother's wedding would color someone's perception of me, don'tcha think?!

I made my date, though, and that was a great fucking night!

...to live in a dream world.

I'll just reach in, lift it out, dry it off, and tell myself it's smelling sweet and good as new. LOL!


HH

Pretending to be nice and thoughtful, but really just trying to make trouble all the fucking time!   I am just freakin' tired of these food fights you keep starting!  Fucking dick!
PS:  I always leave the lid up.  Makes me giggle when she sits down on cold porcelain in the middle of the night.

Actually, I would too. I just get a kick out of having fun at other's expense!

Yeah, I'm going to hell, but the way I figure it all you all's will be there too. That's YOUR punishment!

Think about it. You and me. In hell for eternity. Front row for the freak show!

Got these midgets lined up for some freaky-ass shit if you wanna take the fast train?...

Had a talk with someone about last weekend. Told her I bet (you) were surprised I didn't get into anything. She said you would be glad I didn't, considering.

Don't walk on eggshells, and don't intend to.

Can't take me anywhere...!

they do let him drive around.... and shit

wish he pooped in his own place... not on someone else's thread with off topic stuff.

Small screen on my mini-laptop and the ravages of age on the eyesight again.

Mr. Fister is actually my professional name when I am making porn videos.