Jenny in the Valley has the lead but Gina Rollins is only a few lengths behind. Or did another provider already lap the field?

Humans 'lick".  So it would be "did someone else LICK the field."

You've never heard of Lapland? It's where the lap dance was invented.

Fortunately, on this one, I spit my coffee so far, I missed my keyboard.  Good one!!

Back a few decades ago.

when you loaned me your red suit.  Lol

but you begged so pitifully. I never would have done it had you told me you were going to let that fat skank rub herself all over it. I was never able to clean away the jizz stains inside the pants, either.

wet fart twice that blew some chunks onto your suit.  I had to run it through the dry cleaners three times, but when I gave it back to you, you didn't even notice because the evidence was long gone.  The jizz  stains were already there when you loaned it to me.  I told the cleaners to not clean that part because I figured you left them there for a reason.  

Their ticket was still attached to the suit when you returned it, so I called them. They said the jizz stains were already gone when you brought the suit in, and that it had signs of your having licked and sucked the dried semen out of the cloth. So thanks for that!

CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC, PLEASE?!

But I hear CDL enjoys both LICKING jizz and LAPPING jizz.