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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 145 reads
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wet fart twice that blew some chunks onto your suit.  I had to run it through the dry cleaners three times, but when I gave it back to you, you didn't even notice because the evidence was long gone.  The jizz  stains were already there when you loaned it to me.  I told the cleaners to not clean that part because I figured you left them there for a reason.  

Theocrat1281 reads

Jenny in the Valley has the lead but Gina Rollins is only a few lengths behind. Or did another provider already lap the field?

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inicky46145 reads

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coeur-de-lion153 reads

Humans 'lick".  So it would be "did someone else LICK the field."

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inicky46146 reads

You've never heard of Lapland? It's where the lap dance was invented.

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coeur-de-lion135 reads

Fortunately, on this one, I spit my coffee so far, I missed my keyboard.  Good one!!

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inicky46161 reads

Back a few decades ago.

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coeur-de-lion138 reads

when you loaned me your red suit.  Lol

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inicky46189 reads

but you begged so pitifully. I never would have done it had you told me you were going to let that fat skank rub herself all over it. I was never able to clean away the jizz stains inside the pants, either.

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coeur-de-lion146 reads

wet fart twice that blew some chunks onto your suit.  I had to run it through the dry cleaners three times, but when I gave it back to you, you didn't even notice because the evidence was long gone.  The jizz  stains were already there when you loaned it to me.  I told the cleaners to not clean that part because I figured you left them there for a reason.  

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inicky46150 reads

Their ticket was still attached to the suit when you returned it, so I called them. They said the jizz stains were already gone when you brought the suit in, and that it had signs of your having licked and sucked the dried semen out of the cloth. So thanks for that!

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impposter159 reads

CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC, PLEASE?!

Posted By: inicky46
Re: Thats not what the cleaners said.
Their ticket was still attached to the suit when you returned it, so I called them. They said the jizz stains were already gone when you brought the suit in, and that it had signs of your having licked and sucked the dried semen out of the cloth. So thanks for that!
Did cdl LICK the jizz stain or did cdl LAP the jizz stain?  

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inicky46143 reads

But I hear CDL enjoys both LICKING jizz and LAPPING jizz.

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