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Catlin 4 Reviews 3187 reads
posted
3 / 14

Also his website (www.xupstart.com/megapig/index.html), which was really great, is nolonger available omline.

sedonasandiego See my TER Reviews 3266 reads
posted
4 / 14
BIRD 3 Reviews 3523 reads
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5 / 14
MichaelCA 12 Reviews 4491 reads
posted
6 / 14

Megapig has some other things going on in his life at the moment and doesn't plan on spending any time at TER for a while. His site is probably down for the same reasons.

Nice guy and I hope to see him back soon.

Ci Ci 3819 reads
posted
7 / 14
GotRythm 2 Reviews 2453 reads
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8 / 14
Staff 4698 reads
posted
9 / 14

In February, MegaPIG uncollared and freed his slave of 7 years and deleted his web site.   MegaPIG then faded away into the ether.    The man and his former slave are now living an ordinary vanilla life in Southern California and wish everyone only the best.

netmichelle See my TER Reviews 3694 reads
posted
10 / 14
HootOwl 49 Reviews 4003 reads
posted
11 / 14

Might be a Republican/Democrat thing.  ;-)

VonRyan 15 Reviews 3040 reads
posted
12 / 14

I'm sure he wouldn't mind me reposting it. Here it goes:

was in a bar in West hollywood waiting for a date and I started talking to these two girls .. one blond, one sort of a dirty redhead.   At first it was inncuous talk and it just turned into flirting and it seemd to go on hour hours.  When I looked at my watch, it WAS an hour since my date was supposed to show ... so I decided to get serious with the flirting ... figuring that as soon as things got tough ... they;d back off, but the fun would have salvaged at least some of my evening.  The more I started to press, the friendlier they seemed be.  We got talking about occupations .. and it turns out they were on vacation from the Mustang Ranch outside of Reno.   It was probably stupid .. but I just blurted out "what does a hooker do on vacation - type?"   But as they say, God takes care of drunkards and fools .. and that night I was both .. they thought it was funny and it got the subject neatly into sex.   When I suggested that we adjorn to my place, they both said "sure" and it was probably THE hardest acting job of my life to take that acceptance like a calm, cool, sophisticated man of the world when in fact my inside was nothing short of a 7 year old at Christmas!

Whenb we got back to my place, they were naked before I even closed the door and the blonde was on her knees kissing around my dick .. which had been up until now and all through my life just ordinary-sized ... but now was, I swear .... longer and fatter (not to mention harder) than I'd ever imagines it could be.   When she finally got to giving me oral, the other one started to kiss my chest, my thighs, legs ... even places I didn't know I had.    I grabbed the readhead and kinf of manuvered her ass to my crotch ... sort of easing out the blonde and I inserted and started.  Felt like nothing I'd ever felt before ... but I'm sure it was just the momement that was different.   After a while, the blonde turned ass toward me and wiggled next to her friend, meanwhile they started kissing each other.   Again .... feeling like Superman here, I started fingeriung her ass hole and probing that way ... thinking that I would like to go that way with her.  I gently got her attention away from the other girl and as our faces turned toward each other I silently asked if it was ok bythe lift of an eyebrow.  Her respnnse was to say "You're the man"  with a wink and a very sexy smile.   So I penetrated her ass and pumped for what seemed like an hour before I ... and yes, we've all heard this term ... EXPLODED ... in a manner in which I'd never felt before ... or since.

We all layed down together as spoons ... one in front of me and the other behind .. but as I faded off to sleep ... they were both stroking and caressing me so gently and erotically that if felt electric.  Just as I was gone for good ... my last recollection was of them rolling over together and playing with each other ... by man ... I  WAS   G O N E.

When I woke up the next day ... it took almost 20 minutes to come fully awake.   When I did, I realized that it hadn't been a blonde and a dirty redhead at all ... it had been a pair of laundry hampers in my mom's basement.  There'd never been a bar OR a date in the first place.

Man ... I need to get out more.


Cheers to MP wherever you are!

Ci Ci 2749 reads
posted
13 / 14
Jockeypants 22 Reviews 3372 reads
posted
14 / 14

Wash your fingers and untie the vanilla beans from your chest hair.  Don't shave balls this week!
 love,
Jockeypants

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