Nice love fest you two have going on these days...

It's a quiet night on the board, so let's have some fun.

I am wondering how providers really feel about more offbeat, kinky requests for activities, fetishes and role plays.  I have lots of fantasies as many of us do but am always a bit hesitant to go there.  Handling these requests I am sure requires a lot more planning and work for the providers to make the experience great and may really be thought of as strange.  But they also have the potential to be fun.  So providers, do you prefer meetings that are more straight up sex - getting it on without as much pre-planning - or do you really enjoy those more "unique" experiences you are sometimes asked to engage in?

And what's the most out-there request you have ever fulfilled?

I love those kinds of appointments. Getting ready, planning it out, and thinking about how I can make it better than they even imagined for days or weeks on end is so fun to me. Even if it's not necessarily what I would do in my civie life, it makes it so interesting, and it's always going to be something fun to look back on and remember.

Roleplay is a lot of fun for me!  I am a thespian at heart.

I have played a Mrs Robinson's role in one man's fantasy act-out, a neighbor who catches a young teenage boy (the client, who was really in his 40s) peeking in at her in the shower so she threatens to tell his parents.  He begs me not to so I make him eat my pussy and make me multiple Orgasm instead and then jerk off for me.   That one was a LOT of fun.

I have entertained Adult Babies.

The most far-out one, is a cross-dresser.  I play the role of his Mummy who has totally feminized him, pimped him out to suck cock and give me the money.  I used a dildo and a strap-on for him to suck.  I through flour and water on his face to imitate semen.

That one was the most out there especially when I would tell him I was going to make him suck his daddy's cock while daddy was in drag.

Sick I know but its all fantasy and who am I to judge?

Just be very discrete in your email or text. Some ladies will love it others will politely decline. But nothing wrong with asking.

where I get to be the patient and doc gives me a pelvic exam.

There's a thin line between a hot fetish and someone thinking you're f'ing crazy or sick.

For ex, I have a fetish where I like to be held down, f'cked and (safely) choked.  I can't tell this to many guys though.  Only the ones who are really... dominant... And who I really trust.  

Don't wanna end up like David Caradine.   !

Nice.

I like the massage therapist one who goes too far...lol. Me being the therapist and I have a very innocent client who I take advantage of.

to give me a happy ending for once!

drops, I am puddy.

I have only found one so far who could do it to my taste. Sadly, she doesn't provide anymore.

First time I got slapped in the face was by a civvie when I was 12. I told another guy something very personal about her, and she overheard me. BHAAAAAMMMMMMM.

I came in my pants. I found that very erotic. I knew right then and there that I was wired differently than most guys. 10 yrs later, I was fucking hookers.. Go figure.

You be the doc and I'll be the patient with so much sperm stored up in me that I'll explode unless we do something quickly about it.

What ever will we do about this?

8o)

Hi,

..lovely woman, years ago!!  I hope to do it again w/another provider  soon!!

I love the more unique experiences. The experiences that require me to use creativity when selecting an outfit, toys, oils, and games. I enjoy researching the technique you want me to perform and getting advise on the best way to fulfill your fantasy.

The most out-there request I have fulfilled was a Pony BDSM fetish. My first thought was How in the Heck will I pull that off... Well, I found a latex pony costume, saddles, bits, hooves, and bridles. I made him get dressed slowly with my permission as I routinely stuck my pussy in his face to lick. I made him pull a cart around, pinned tails on him using acupuncture needles, and rode on his back. I squirted water into my pussy and made him lap it out with his tongue using deep long strokes. I used a paddle to discipline him when he started to get too hard. Once satisfied,I let him brand me with chocolate using a fun thing I made. He licked me dry until I was pleased... That was a fun session and the 90minutes went by too fast.

And you are correct.  It takes a lot more planning on script, costume, etc but can be fun!  I can't give you any examples, except spankings, because all those requests, mother-in-law, mother, Aunt, etc. are all people who did not follow through.  Unfortunately, it seems that more men get off on writing it than actually doing it, so it has been a big disappointment when I have gone to the trouble to write back, think of a script, and then have them be a no show or just not follow through.  Too bad.  I'd make a great MILF! Have fun out there!  Kalina

My most out there request involved poop....my poop. Scheduled day before for an next day morning appt (before work). He wanted to watch me shit he had me go eat a really big meal he even said he'd compensate for lol because he wanted there to be a lot of it. He wanted me to squat over the toilet my butt facing him and drop the kids off at the pool....in the process of pooing and I would occasionally look bad he'd be jerking off and I felt him walk up behind me as I was still pooing and he began to LICK MY ASS. I froze thinking "is he licking my ASS?! ... he IS ...he's licking my shitty ass!". I mean his tongue was in there ... I almost gagged as he moaned while he licked my ass and he tapped me on the butt to keep going and I could hear rustling of some tissue as he came in the tissue.  And again he was going straight to work after this appt he did not do more than wipe his face with tissue after I offered twice (once while I hopped into the shower as we talked and he was still in the bathroom and again before he tried leaving out) for him to use a washcloth and soap to wash his face and also offered him mouthwash but he passed on both offers and left a happy camper. I'm 99.9% sure that man went to work with a shit-eating grin...literally.

Submissive is not something I ever saw in you.  Again, you are always full of surprises!

money, and I did not have to clean up. He is blind now, I am sure...that's all I am sayin.

to crave being submissive. Most every guy who wants me to beat him, demean him, or totally control him is one in a power position at his job. So, I guess my body is submissive, but my mouth is not...unless you put a gag in it.

Now that sounds like a fun plan on many levels

I was seeing a lady last month, that loved for me to massage her and give her some attention, instead of me just walking in the door with dick in hand.
I know i paid her to service me, but i enjoyed what she wanted me to do.
Think of how many times guys just come in and pound them, it's not always what they want. IMO

Not from what I hear Mangina King!

Just go to your local bar and pick up some old broads and massage the hell out of them for nothing.

Or maybe some nurses would love that foot massage...you know, after a hard day of caring for most of the other manginas on here.

Oh puhleeze.... Yeah right, NOT!!!! After a long fucking day nothing is quite as much fun as saying, say, "London!!! SUCK MY DICK!!!!"

Lmao

If you sucked d*ck for a living, you might want a change up too. Give it a shot and let me know.

I have been married twice and have a child, so it's more than obvious I want to love a man...nothing wrong with renting the p*ssy though right?

Why would I want old broads at the bar? I like em young, just like many of you.

Probably my last time explaining it too ... it's hard to rethink about it and yeah I was paid pretty good even thought that was the whole session.   But...*gags* if you didn't have to clean-up after your guy I guess I know where it went ....ewwwww lol.

@ swnyc oh yeah thank goodness I VERY VERY VERY rarely get requests for anything involving the brown stuff.

But I just don't get the whole playing with shit thing...  YUCK

Just this week I got to be a patient seeking "treatment" for my addictions.... had to seduce my doctor by making him think I needed help... SO MUCH FUN! I had my outfit picked out a week in advance!

I was sad that a potential role play (seducing my friend's brother- and hello for dress up as it's 80's themed! Leg warmers here I come!) was canceled, but there'll be another chance on a subsequent visit I'm sure.

I don't know that I'd be willing to do these all the time. They do take extra thought and preparation, more than what's already going into it, but super great occasionally!

Kiss me,

Kate

You tell em London.