As I approach the 7th decade on this planet I realised whilst taking a piss that  "junior" wasn't in sight. I had to lean forward to make sure he was still available!!!!! Wtf???  After some sucking in of my gut to restore order I thought.😐
"Will this be my final decade of seeing junior????"😁😁

Was something you got from a BDSM provider.  

... a good mirror? Spend a little extra for the ones that say "Objects it mirror appear larger than they really are"