Your spell check is like mine- it tells you you're wrong when you're right, and then doesn't help you when you actually need it.

Aisle = a path between two objects.

Isle = body of land fully surrounded by water.

I was hoping there was a Condom Isle where we could go lazy in the balmy breezes and then pluck a few condoms off the condom bush and have some fun.

We could also call it Isle of View. (Repeat this until you "get it".)

One day I was with Bev Fisher in a CVS and she happened upon two young souls in love standing in front of the condom display with question marks clearly swirling above their heads.

Bev marched right up and pulled out a few of her favorites and said to them "Here, these are the ones you want.  Take it from me."  The two kids were speechiess but eyed her gratefully.

It was classic Bev.

G2"Your spell check is like mine- it tells you you're wrong when you're right, and then doesn't help you when you actually need it."

 I would have never thought incorrect. I was thinking word play.The shoe fit quite well.
 I feel like I am on a island, and everyone is watching,when granny or children are nearby, and I am lifting condoms, on the condom Isle.

As a civvie, I used to get in and out of this isle as fast as possible. God forbid someone see me with CONDOMS!

Now, I go to the isle and spend at least 10 minutes there. I don't want to forget anything..plus I like reading about the miracle orgasms you'll have from wearing them...They remind me of provider ads. Never the less I always walk away with the same goodies

There was an older gent in the condom isle alongside me. Initially, he stepped back to let me pass, but I continued perusing as though I was by myself. He stayed back a while...then got very interested in what I was looking at. I left the condom isle to grab some hygiene products, then headed to checkout. As I passed the condom isle again, I saw him there, still reading the items I'd checked out. Just like quality time is spent reading through the provider ads.

I don't know how everyone else's areas are, but here in LA, the condom, lube, fun isles at the grocery stores and pharmacies keep getting better and better!  It's nice to be able to find more interesting condoms, lubes, and "assistants" in a regular old store.  I don't have a problem spending whatever time I need there.  Any responsible adult should be in there buying their protection and getting info on the latest fun little gadgets added to the traditional fare! It's cool that it's lost a lot of the tabu it used to have and is finally perfectly acceptable to have an entire store section dedicated to the joy of safe sex..... now that's a lot better than when I was a teenager, for sure.

It appears you have no problems shopping in public, but next time try this site. Speaking from the client pov the selection can't be beat.

but it must have been sitting there.

I take that as a very high compliment.

(Click link all ye confused.)

For length and girth, what style do you recommend? Do you use the female condom as well?

Ewe are rite but however eye dew think we awl no what she meant.

Tanks
2010 = 28

as you ride your painted pony, plucking some floss from the dental floss bush....

your post reminded me of classic Zappa.

ah Mr Z.... none like ya.

while the condom isle has definitely improved dramatically, it's still not where i do my shopping. the selection of condoms and lubes is still quite limited, and does not include most of the brands and items i use. for instance the japanese condoms i use and my favorite silicone lube are not sold in any drug store. for the last several years i have done almost all of my condom/lube shopping online, where i find great prices on exactly what i need. if by chance i've run low on a particular item and have to pick something up on a pinch, i go to an adult store.

as for the new lube/massage products, i find them quite amusing. i love the way "women" are viewed as a monolithic entity, who are all aroused by the same things, lol. i wouldn't touch one of those products with a 10-foot pole.

It's told me not to capitalize the first word in a sentence, for example.  How does that work?  Like I said, it always fails to flag something when you really need it, but will give you 5 ridiculous suggestions when you don't.  

I'm a good speller in my head, but my fingers like to make me look bad.  

Welcome to GD board,i have never seen you here before!
Come back again soon! (and bring some friends),,,LOL!

But I likely overdo stream of consciousness posting.

Yeah now this place will be me into trouble! LOL

I'm going to start using female condoms for my older gents

I recommend the Kyng brand of lifestyle for guys that are blessed down below. They work well with me (trojans cause too much friction for me personally and I avoid lube like the plague) and I've never had a companion complain.

It was late and to be honest, I don't use those words often enough to make sure I spell them right. Thanks for the lesson.

Note to self: never make a typo on GD board. It will be critiqued.

it was a perfectly lovely post. and although i have post graduate degrees i cannot proof read worth beans. the older i get the less it matters, darlin'.

Its the quantity of condoms I leave with that I love the reactions to... Ahhh the looks from the man behind me at Walgreens...Better yet, the 60 yr old woman checking me out...AND I look so harmless in the sunlight

Yes, "proofread" is a single word.

Don't worry. Even the spelling critics knew what you meant. If I'd say so, you are making the right impression elsewhere or so I hear.

I just told her it was going to be a long weekend.