Hi everybody!

Can you recall the silliest complaint you've ever had?
I once had a client give me a bad review because my bathroom wasn't as clean as he'd have his lol

Samiam

I once ended up at some dive where the gal didn't even have a working toilet!

(It was in a galaxy far away, a long, long time ago.*)



*Oh hell, it was in Phoenix about 12 years ago.

Or did she not have a shower either?

If there was a shower, I don't think I'd want to get near it.

Oh well, I think it was $50.

Live and learn.

in the South! No indoor plumbing, no toilet seats! You try pulling a splinter the size of a tire iron out of your ass! Its pure hell. The Mason Dixon line might as well be the Chinese wall for me. I aint going passed it! lol.  

I know the nit pickers always like to find something wrong, so I generally do not give them cause to bitch about anything. Of course, there have been things from "She was too pse," to "She was not enough GFE" so what can you do. I try to please everyone, but also realize that's almost impossible, and don't sweat it.  

I would say the one that sticks out the most is "She gives too much head" lol. Only in the fkin hobby is that ever considered a BAD thing.


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A provider complained that my abs were too cut and I was too good looking    LOL

Call me hehe



Samiam

Please don't pee in my shower.


Samiam

Kinda like a guy who won't kiss you bcuz you allow CIM which he specifically booked you for haha

It not what you are thinking!!

you are full of shit!

I am not smart enough to make this shit up

I used to be really stupid and through a certain amount of face sitting therapy, slow blow jobs, and doggie in front of multiple mirrors (while listening to Depak Chopra, btw), my brain cell count is going up up up.  And theyre the "good" brain cells, too!

It's not like we're peeing all over the walls.
We can aim for the drain

From George Carlin:

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could not be the ice any colder, but it sounde like she could and perhaps did.

Any flavor you want...
I can shit Rocky Road if I eat a 12 gauge slug.

O nevermind *giggle*


Samiam

I bet your incall is too.

You proly heard, but that fkker will put ANYTHING in his mouth!

Wouldn't the best GF give PSE with lots of head and spotless polish  !    That's not a question .  
     I love you London .    

you wll bet bill in the mail...

"That you had no idea how many but rather than talk about in the abstract, could she break it down to a micro level so you could understand. For instance, how many blowjobs is that chair or that lamp?"

Please fuck off for me?
That word is a lie..
Why create a false persona??
It makes no sense..
Be yourself....
We have your number if you know what I mean....
He He He

There are two different people that use that handle. They are a couple. The handle was formerly used by the hubby, who can be a cranky old bastard sometimes, but also has some interesting things to say. It is now being used by theMrs., who is a sweet lady and a retired provider who almost always has interesting things to say. They are long time members here under different names and the old timers know them you can tell by the tone of the posts who is currently using it (and by the samiam sign off)

TWO brown envelopes for the price of one! Or would it be 1/2 brown, 1/2 gold in this case? Oh, Geez Storm...CPA has me all fked up with this shit!

I kinda feel like a dick now..  
Sorry...
I don't know all of the games yet.
I just wanna play nice.

That stank and was filthy - almost (but not quite) like those hoarder shows.  No thanks.  That's OK.

I'm sorry but sorry but the complaint of "She gives too much head" cannot be processed because it makes no Fing sense.  lol  

But you always own it! I'm sure samiam will forgive you. She's cool like that.

Fk, I havent been this confused since they replaced Jan Brady in the Brady Bunch movies with some pseudo looking Jan. And none of the other kids, Mike, Carol or Alice even noticed! WTF???

...every time I go someplace I bring all my stuff, but I have no place to put it because everybody else's shit is in the way.

Lol... I was thinking of some hobbying in Europe where you have to go down the hall for a shared toilet when I saw your title.

once, a female friend of mine was working as a bartender. I ordered a beer, and told her to not put a head on it. She asked me "What, you don't like head?" I looked her straight in the eye, and answered.. "Not on my beer"

And by the way, ever heard of the name Samantha?

Or maybe she is just a huge fan of Dr Suess!

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Dear Ms. Rayne Aka. Pussy Professor Emeritus:
Perhaps you perfected the skill so well because of your background as a fluffer when you where a teenager in the movie industry. The men know that they are going to cum to quickly and will not enjoy your sensually steaming love pot. After all you are known for giving extremely strong oral arguments.

So much to-do over who iam instead of focus on the question.

I luv Dr Suess

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham. I do not like them

Samiam haha

Bluck. Have never been to a client's personal home in some years, and don't ever plan on it.

I don't blame a gal who went to a lot of trouble & expense to decorate a place & the guy calls it 'shit'.  That is offensive if even accidental.  I've had one date in a GFE fantasy room...  a bit overdone perhaps but she went to a lot of trouble & expense to do it.  She also had a chair placed just so to recieve my clothes, a very thoughtful gesture.  Her bathroom & shower were clean & well stocked as well.  Thanks Joi!