Did you hear about the terrorist who took a whole courtromm full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one an hour until their demands were met!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a provider? A provider will quit f...ing you when you're dead!
What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
On the way to a convention, a bus full of lawyers went over a cliff and into the ocean. But the real tragedy was that one of the seats was empty.
You see a lawyer and a politician drowning. You can only save one of them, and you have just seconds to make a choice. What do you choose: to sit and watch or to go get some beers first?
(great, my first-ever post is a bunch of corny jokes.)
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a crooked politician and an honest lawyer are standing at the four corners of an intersection. Suddenly, a hundred dollar bill floats into the middle of the street. Which one gets to keep the bill?
The politician. The other three are mythical beings.
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