.three different hookers can't be wrong lol

Hooker #1. "Sweetie I woke up late today, can we meet at a later time?
Me: No. I choose this time for a very good reason. Thanks. I'll try someone else.
Hooker: You're an asshole. I don't wanna see you anyway

Hooker #2: Honey I won't be able to do "A" today. Is that ok?
Me: I chose you because of your willingness to do "A". Thanks. I'll try someone else.
Hooker: You're an asshole. I don't wanna see you anyway.

Hooker#3: Darlin I have changed my rates since we made the appt. Hope you don't mind.
Me: I chose you because your rates were reasonable. Thanks. I'll try someone else.
Hooker: You're an asshole. I don't wanna see you anyway.

So one can easily assume that I'm a major anus lol

Not saying you're an asshole but it would explain your attraction to shit hookers.

Most hookers address me as that. I hate it

What about "hon?" I'm from the South, it just rolls off my lips/fingertips.  

Personally I like it when they use my real name. First name. Second would freak me out LOL

I hear it all the time down here in the south. Providers have said "sweetie".  Better than what my ex called me.

Along with "hon," "hun," and "babe."

But a bit sarcastic. I like the word dude. Or when responding to texts from people I know - yo.  

Nobody ever called me sweetie when I used to live in NY though.   It is a regional dialect thing.

Or, you have a strong propensity to either choose people who believe your mannerisms typify assholes, or they way you treat people qualifies you as an asshole, but the people you hire on a temporary basis aren't willing to let you know that until your future business is highly doubtful.

...the tired looking waitress working the late shift calls me when I stumble into the diner after a long night of drinking with friends.  

Munchkin?

I agree with you in all three situations that as far as a normal business transaction goes, you were right and they were wrong. Hobbying however, is not a normal business transaction. It is much more personal. Providers are, to be crass, the product.  But they are not a widget produced in a factory in China. They are people with moods, emotions, and opions about their clients.

Honestly, I don't know which is worse...the assholes and bitches around here, or the manginas and suck butts. Oh wait, yes I do lol.  

but I prefer "Studmuffin", "Sex God" or simply "My Addiction". I'm adding "Lady-boner bringer" to the list, though - in honor of BCG. Let these endearments jizz forth into the world!

As a northeasterner, I can confirm that gals up here also use those terms of endearment.  But no one has ever called me a c*nt.  Oh, wait! LOL!

Posted By: London Rayne

Honestly, I don't know which is worse...the assholes and bitches around here, or the manginas and suck butts. Oh wait, yes I do lol.  
   
 BTW, most of the women on the GD seem to be from the south (New Orleans original right here) so when we use the terms "dear, honey, sweetie," etc. sometimes it's a term of endearment...other times, it sounds better than saying c*nt.

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they love to call you "Papi."

"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"

but even I like, no scratch that, I LOVE your post, even though my first reaction would have been to call you a "White Knight" your post makes so much sense, that even an asshole like me finds myself agreeing with it on every level.

Kudos to a great post

No one would ever dispute that claim.
But that is a totally seperate issue . Your response to the 3 ladies was not inappropriate or unfair.
Their action was unprofessional.

Yes, but given my understanding of the use of "Bless your heart" by southerners, I wouldn't be flattered.

Business is business. One of my pet peeves is for those who insist on gender based concessions. They wish to be equal? Then allow them that. Equality. Not a leg up.

Frankly, I don't really care what people think of me or call me. I'm quite the gentleman outside of business.

And remember, Big Papi of the Red Sox.  I have one little friend who calls mine "Daddy Dick," or just "DD."

heh, I have Texas roots, Darlin' just rolls off my tongue/fingertips.