or did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express that night?
Posted By: Zoey Zacquery
If so then I like boy butter. I used to stick with the water based version but then I realized that the oil-based version is just as practical and lasts longer. Stuff tastes horrible, but then again you really don't need to be swallowing lube that you've already used for anal sex, so I kinda see that as a plus that it tastes bad. If I accidentally get some in my mouth I am inclined to spit it out. Which is good.
For use with female condoms, I like Sliquid's Sassy lube. With the pink-labeled bottle. In contrast, this lube is totally flavorless. It doesn't even taste like lube. It tastes like nothing at all. Hence I find it perfect for handjobs and vaginal sex, because if we want to switch back to oral sex after we've already gotten our junk all lubricated, there's no lingering distracting taste involved.
For times when a silicone lube is practical, I prefer Uber Lube. But I often avoid even bringing it on tour with me, because silicone lube destroys silicone toys on contact and I almost ALWAYS have silicone toys in my bag- sorta afraid the lube will spill on my toys in transit especially considering I have to check the bag that contains my lube and toys when I fly.
And occasionally I will use coconut oil if nothing else is available. But in general it's not my first choice.
Anyone else ever tried using a mango as lube before? Sugar is a horrible idea for pussies, but the slippery texture of a mango is awesome for anal sex and the anal passages don't mind a mango inside of them at all. It does lose its slipperyness after a little while, but it can easily be refreshed with spit or water since the only part that's drying off is the water in the mango. Once it's re-wetted, it ceases to be sticky and becomes slippery again. One time I was alone in the forest with a guy who I really wanted to fuck in the ass and all we had with us was a mango that he'd brought along as a snack. Been a fan of using mangos as lube for anal sex ever since...
