What My Uncle And My Doctor Told Me About DATY

When I was a kid, my uncle told me never eat or lick a girl's pussy.  The reason?  He said that it could make all my teeth fall off...LOL. I am laughing but I am NOT kidding.  I then asked if a woman suck a man's cock will her teeth fall off.  My uncle told me that that is different. He said a woman sucking on a cock will NOT make her teeth fall off...so there is a double standard. My having read many reviews, I notice that a lot of johns eat prostitutes' pussies. I am not going to ask if your teeth fell off but what I would like to ask is... have you ever caught something and gotten an oral infection?

Also when I was a kid, one of my male doctors told me that eating pussy is unsanitary. He said that if you look at a pussy under a microscope there are a lot of bacteria. But when I asked him about a woman sucking on a cock...is that sanitary?  He told me that sucking cock is different because there is no bacteria in a cock, so it is sanitary. So another double standard?

I thought you might get a laugh and a kick out of this.  But please answer the question...has any of you guys caught anything eating pussies?  We are all anonymous and under secret identity so don't feel embarrassed telling the truth.