So two funny incidents happened couple of days ago...

I never get confused.  This is my life!

given my hobby # when asked for my phone #.

I usually give examples of the crazy shit my friend London says on TER, then suddenly realize no one has a clue as to what I am talking about. They don't even bother asking, because they just assume I am drinking lol.

I do find myself saying things like "too good to be true" and "take one for the team" alot now.

I thought your name was London.....now i'm totally confused.

And it doesn't involve playing cheap games with providers and haggling them for a cheap fuck....

I hear such wonderful and interesting things throughout my week of playing but can't share with anyone, for risk of having to divulge my 'source'. No problem, though, I am so used to it.
I feel like a secret treasure 'box'. ;

I faked it.

Was with a civvie for a while, and faked all my orgasms.  Really.  Thank god for hookers in the '80s.  And now.

escalade is contagious. Been using his "your thoughts, if any" and then suddenly everyone uses it! wtf. They may pretend to hate you escalade but they love making fun of you ha ha, including me!

but I often forget which is the real life and which is the unreal one.

Here's about the biggest breach I ever had, some years ago:

I was at work trying to log-on to my computer with no luck.  It kept saying "user unknown".  So I called in our techie and asked him to see what was wrong.  He said go ahead and let me watch you log in.  After I tried and failed, he asked:  "Who the hell is mrfisher?"

And, that's the big question, isn't it?

8o)