Bored me to fucking tears. Someone DOES have too much time on their hands. Inquiring minds DON'T
wanna know-------

I could only read a few lines, and then I figured it out. Reminds me of someone else I know who loves to waste people's time, and then rub their nose in it by telling them how stupid they are. Could it be the same person?

Why do people ask questions  on the discussion boards that other people don't understand why they asked that question in the first place. Wouldn't it be better to take a poll concerning the question you wish to ask to see if everyone will understand why you asked it before you ask it? Or at very least, if you are going to ask a question that someone else will not understand why you asked it, couldn't you at least add a footnote explaining why you are asking the question? Like this?*

And another thing. If someone is going to ask a question that has been asked, discussed, or obliquely alluded to on one or more previous occasions, why doesn't the person asking the question attach an annotated bibliography itemizing each time the question was previously asked, discussed or obliquely alluded to so that the rest of us don't have to do exhaustive research about the question in order to comment that the question has been asked, discussed or obliquely alluded to before? And why not add an explanation why it is the person asking the question believes there is any possibility that anyone will have anything new to say about a question that was asked, discussed or obliquely alluded to on one or more previous occasions?**

Also, why is it that ladies who provide sexual services believe they are entitled to take steps to be safe in their person while providing such services, are entitled to a modicum of personal privacy, have a right to decide who, when and on what conditions they will provide sexual services … er, for …, or are in any way worthy of being treated as living breathing human beings rather than autonomous robots who need their batteries changed every two weeks? Is it true that Sony is currently working to develop an autonomous robot that needs its batteries changed every two weeks that will, just as soon as it can be taught how to be horny, put ladies who provide sexual services out of business forever? That's what I heard!  

And finally, just to make certain this post can not be ruled off topic, why is it that my dick is not as large as the dicks of the porn stars you see in movies on the Teens Love Massively, Painfully and Unbelievably Huge Dicks web site?***


*   I am asking these questions because I'm sitting here this afternoon with too much time on my hands and too little action on the discussion boards. Also, because I get really tired of people interrupting a thread to say they don't understand why the OP asked the question. Also, I just finished reading The Onion and and I think I might be channelling something. Poorly.

**   I have exhaustively researched the questions I have asked so far and can find no previous instance upon which they were asked, discussed or obliquely alluded to. So obviously anything anyone says in response will not be a repeat of something someone said three years ago. Unless it is, of course.

***   Nope, never been asked before. There was a post a couple years ago asking about the dick size of an unidentified hobbyist who might have been me but I'm quite sure I was in a different part of the country at the time. To the best of my recollection. Just asking because inquiring.minds want to know, is all.

you write on and on and on and on.  Ever hear of paragraphs?

You asked more than one question.  As Donald Trump would say, "Your fired!"

unemployed English major?

I am not critiquing the OP's abilities, but the way that he structured his essay, really gave me a headache! Sometimes, people can get way too cute for their own good. Sorry OP, but a lighter version of your whimsical post would have garnered better responses as there are many posters in here with great intellect & wit, but your post came across as a bit too pompous. JMHO

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