I guess you arent expecting my drunk ass to show up at all. lol

Here's a website a found.  I'm all over this and going to order me some ASAP!

Whipped Lightning has these flavors...
http://www.whippedlightning.com

German Chocolate, Caramel Pecan, Hazelnut Espresso, Amaretto, White Chocolate Raspberry, Spiced Vanilla, Tropical Passion, Coconut, and Strawberry Colada

I know this because the first thing I do after a gentleman makes me "O" is grab him and kiss him deeply.

YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I could, I'd make everything taste like pussy, whereas you guys want to make everything taste like alcohol.

I can taste alcohol any time I want to.  But time spent between a lady's thighs is rare and I want to savor every minute for what it is- not make her pussy taste like a bottle of vodka.

But I'm sure I'm in the minority on this based on all the hardcore drinkers on this board.

I can still smell the strawberry and chocolate lube from the little gal I was with last night! Personally, I like the smell of a nice clean pussy and ass just the way they are.

Just a heads up: I've been incorporating vodka infused whipped cream into my dates and that stuff can really kick your ass. Don't try driving after an hour of favor enhanced DATY or DATO. It can really get you smashed. End of public service announcement. But it does make ass taste good.

I have very few standards, but I refuse to fuck ugly women, and I refuse to destroy the taste of perfectly good vodka by mixing it with anything (well, except more vodka of course).  Rumor has it that I'll have a bottle of Grey Goose under the tree again this year.  A few days aging in the freezer, a shot glass and one shitfaced fool moderating the boards.  Just saying...

keep that in mind, Jaycee....We may be able to use that....one way or another....

If i ever waste good booze on pussy or ass it had better be getting her in bed not trying to make it taste better.

you my type of girl.

If you need to change the taste of pussy you ain't eating the right one imho.

Omg this is some funny shit!!!! LMAO!!! Cloe you are so right!
Hugs and kisses
TL

I once met a gal and when she noticed I was visually inspecting her goods, she quickly interrupted and said, "it's clean" and then proceeded to pour some vodka all over it.  She said, "if there was a problem, I would not have done that".  Then she commanded, "now get down their and lick this clean"!

LMFAO !!!

But nooooo!!!!! Why would I want a pussy to taste like a Martini?  I can get a Martini at any bar.  I don't even like to taste the alcohol left on a pussy from a baby wipe!  And I am a certified Vodka-dependant lush!  Takes all kinds, I guess.

YES!  I'll bet you do!  The image of that is so damn sexy!  My ATF does the same thing and it drives me wild when she rises up, eyes glittering with lust, and laps her cum off my face like a cat licking cream.