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G2 152 reads
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If I could, I'd make everything taste like pussy, whereas you guys want to make everything taste like alcohol.

I can taste alcohol any time I want to.  But time spent between a lady's thighs is rare and I want to savor every minute for what it is- not make her pussy taste like a bottle of vodka.

But I'm sure I'm in the minority on this based on all the hardcore drinkers on this board.

holeydiver1119 reads

Just a heads up: I've been incorporating vodka infused whipped cream into my dates and that stuff can really kick your ass. Don't try driving after an hour of favor enhanced DATY or DATO. It can really get you smashed. End of public service announcement. But it does make ass taste good.

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Little Phil234 reads

I have very few standards, but I refuse to fuck ugly women, and I refuse to destroy the taste of perfectly good vodka by mixing it with anything (well, except more vodka of course).  Rumor has it that I'll have a bottle of Grey Goose under the tree again this year.  A few days aging in the freezer, a shot glass and one shitfaced fool moderating the boards.  Just saying...

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GaGambler175 reads

I guess you arent expecting my drunk ass to show up at all. lol

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pwilley113 reads

I once met a gal and when she noticed I was visually inspecting her goods, she quickly interrupted and said, "it's clean" and then proceeded to pour some vodka all over it.  She said, "if there was a problem, I would not have done that".  Then she commanded, "now get down their and lick this clean"!

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inicky46144 reads

LMFAO !!!

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Jayceeofdallas182 reads

Here's a website a found.  I'm all over this and going to order me some ASAP!

Whipped Lightning has these flavors...
http://www.whippedlightning.com

German Chocolate, Caramel Pecan, Hazelnut Espresso, Amaretto, White Chocolate Raspberry, Spiced Vanilla, Tropical Passion, Coconut, and Strawberry Colada

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OldArmyGuy137 reads

keep that in mind, Jaycee....We may be able to use that....one way or another.... :-)

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martythewall144 reads

If i ever waste good booze on pussy or ass it had better be getting her in bed not trying to make it taste better.

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Jayceeofdallas221 reads

I know this because the first thing I do after a gentleman makes me "O" is grab him and kiss him deeply.

YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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martythewall145 reads

you my type of girl.

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inicky46116 reads

YES!  I'll bet you do!  The image of that is so damn sexy!  My ATF does the same thing and it drives me wild when she rises up, eyes glittering with lust, and laps her cum off my face like a cat licking cream.

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inicky46124 reads

I can still smell the strawberry and chocolate lube from the little gal I was with last night! Personally, I like the smell of a nice clean pussy and ass just the way they are.

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G2153 reads

If I could, I'd make everything taste like pussy, whereas you guys want to make everything taste like alcohol.

I can taste alcohol any time I want to.  But time spent between a lady's thighs is rare and I want to savor every minute for what it is- not make her pussy taste like a bottle of vodka.

But I'm sure I'm in the minority on this based on all the hardcore drinkers on this board.

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sensualcleoforyou183 reads

If you need to change the taste of pussy you ain't eating the right one imho.

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ToniLove149 reads

Omg this is some funny shit!!!! LMAO!!! Cloe you are so right!
Hugs and kisses
TL

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inicky46128 reads

But nooooo!!!!! Why would I want a pussy to taste like a Martini?  I can get a Martini at any bar.  I don't even like to taste the alcohol left on a pussy from a baby wipe!  And I am a certified Vodka-dependant lush!  Takes all kinds, I guess.

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