Just curious as to what really bothers you in bed. I have had several ladies insist on putting their hands near my dick while we are fucking. And then they touch my dick like they are checking something, or are too dry. This one lady stopped me several times and got out the lube. I lost my woody half way and could not resume for a while. And this chick was highly rated with no mention of her dryness problem. Another peeve for me is the girl who wont let me daty fully, she lets me lick a bit, them holds my head, and acts like it hurts. I must say that I am pretty good at it and I am not chewing or being too rough, I even go very lightly and slow in the beginning but I understand each is unique. What say you?

Gee, dude- ever think that the common denominator with all these girls' "problems" is YOU??

First, for God's sake, you should never complain that a woman needs lube under any circumstances.  There are any number of reasons why a woman may not be as fully lubricated as she might like to be, all of which are pretty much out of her control.  She may or may not have a "dryness problem."  More importantly, however, is the fact that failure to be properly lubricated can be extremely painful and potentially injurious to the provider.  So you lost your woody?  Too bad, but no sympathy from this quarter....

As for not liking DATY -- I suspect you haven't found someone who enjoys it...so look harder.  If the reviews consistently say that Provider X likes DATY and she didn't seem to appreciate your efforts, then I suspect you're doing something wrong.  

In the category of pet peeves -- I would put providers (and there are none I can think of on TER) who grab the shaft of the penis with their fingers during intercourse to simulate a tighter opening.  This is an artificial way of getting the guy to pop faster and it shows that the provider is focussed primarily on making sure the guy pops quickly instead of enjoying the experience and letting it happen naturally.

Turk,

Thanks for a great reply, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Your pet peeve though brought up an interesting question. Last week a gentleman I was with told me that he felt like I was rushing him because I was squeezing my kegels during intercourse. Heck, I just thought it added to the pleasure, and I certainly wasn't trying to rush him at all.

Gentlemen? Would anyone care to share their thoughts? Does it add to the pleasure when a woman squeezes her kegels for you? Furthermore, if a provider is doing it, does it make you feel that she is trying to rush the session?

To say that a provider has a dryness problem is absurd and if it wasn't mentioned in her reviews previously it's pretty safe to say it's you. I've had several sessions where there just wasn't enough lube in the world because the client didn't turn me on. Unfortunately its one of those things that a provider can't really help.

This stuff is interesting.

Aren't the pot calling the kettle black. He's got a legitimate concern and the only thing you can do is blame him. Why not share some insight now and again instead of spewing your obvious hatred of men who pay to see you. At last count, no one is keeping you in this business, or maybe you are not capable of doing anything else?

There's a world of difference between a provider reaching down with her hand to grab a cock that's already in her so as to get the guy off and squeezing the kegels.  Squeezing the kegels -- at least in my humble opinion -- sends me off like a rocket ship.  It makes me feel like the provider is really getting off.
As the song says, Give me more, give me more, give me more more more...

if the girl isn't squezzing her kegels isn't that listed as "just laying there"  under the performance category

. . . when, at that. . . you know. . . moment, I breath heavily and suck the oxyge out of her. My ATF would push my head away; I promised her many times that I would bring her an oxygen mask.

Oh. . . MY pet peeve. . . nevermind.

sounds like she's into safe sex! If we put our hands there, it's usually to check that the condom is still on right. Lube helps the condom from getting too dry and breaking from the friction. Again, with the DATY she is probally just being safe. Would you want some funky tooth, foul smelling mouth going down on your privates??? Not saying that's you but look at it from our side.

Maybe the ladies putting their hands near your dick thought you might like the sensation?  Maybe they were checking to ensure the condom was still secure?  Did you even ask or were you too annoyed?

It irritates you when a lady needs lube for more comfort?!?  LOVE LUBE.  It is not an indication of a "problem".  I often soak in my jacuzzi at the start of a date.  Guess what?  It dries me out.  A glass of wine?  Same thing.  Medications can have the same effect.  Certain times during a ladies monthly cycle are dryer than others.  There are MANY reasons for dryness.  And perhaps the lady WAS turned off by your attitude and her body rebelled.

A lady who won't let you daty?  Sounds like she simply didn't like it yet you insisted on trying anyways.

What say me?
Yikes!  I'm annoyed from reading your post and I'm not even in bed!

Oh, I never lets the pets in bed during lovemaking.  They get unruly at the sight...  he he he.

seriously, insincerity.  I know that a few (anywhere 2% to 99%) of providers aren't there for us. So they are acting like it's us.  I guess I dont like bad actors then,  scratch insincerity and put in bad acting...

When she doesn't tell me I have the most beautiful Penis, and the greatest lover she has ever been with.  Yuk, yuk!

...she channel surfs while I'm DATY.

kegels are great, great, great!!! EOM

A tear in her vaginal wall could make her miserable for weeks and leave her unable to work.   That's maybe a few thousand dollars of revenue she'd be kissing away because you can't be bothered with lube.  

Not to mention the fact that it could break the rubber simultaneously which will involve testing for diseases, and/or catching them, which could end her career completely.  She can't help it when she's dry, and the consequences of staying that way through the session could be drastic.    

As for DATY, you really have to communicate with her first.  Sometimes her clit is just too sensitive for direct stimulation.  I suggest you read how bi-ladies do it.  

But that's all off topic.  My pet peeve?  Too many ladies just don't have enough orgasms.  I love it when they cum, however they do it.

I have another client on the way.

A Provider who answers her phone in the middle of session and then tells another client that she'll be ready in a few minutes. You've only used up 10 minutes of your 1hr session.

The fake "I'm cumming" moans after only one minute  into a session. Meanwhile she's so dry that you could strike a match on your condom.

You show up and the lady standing at the door does not look at all like the woman in the pics.

I hate  filth, this includes smelly asses and smelly pussies and a dirty environment.

A lady asks you to call when you get to a particular location, you do so, and she refuses to answer her phone.  

A lady who is completely clueless about how to give a BJ and only uses her teeth...oooooouch.  

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I like the whole kegal thing but I would gladly trade it for digging the fingers into my back and a little moaning, groaning or softly screeming.

As far as being with a provider,my biggest pet peeve is when said provider answers her phone while we're in the middle of getting busy.I've had that happen at least twice that I can remember! Talk about killing the mood!

when we are in the throes of passion. Talk about killing the mood. It happens way too often.

Yep, I do love what I do and it's a date for me too. So, let's all turn off the  phones for our time together. It's our time of fantasy and escape and nothing ruins that more than the stupid phone ringing.

Smiles and Kisses,
Anneke

.standing behind me waiting for me to cum so he can start his appointment

Most recently a provider did that during a session - and then she quit!  I think that she thought I would cum too quickly... but know what I love  that!  instant lust! when a lady does that! wow.... What a boob!  hee hee not you  - they guy!!!!  No, I for one do not feel like she is rushing the session.... In fact one lady in Philly, is know for this, and she does it AFTER I have cum.... wow what a sensation!!!!! wow wow wow....

...I come into the hotel room and the other guy is still in the bed. It just kills the romance.

charley horses.  it's nobody's fault, it just happens. it just happens at the wrong time.