[name redacted], 24, and [name redacted], 31, were arrested on several charges in Minot, N.D., in February when police were called to a convenience store because [he] and [she] had commandeered a restroom and were having noisy sex. The store is part of the Iowa-based chain of 400 serving the Midwest that go by the name Kum & Go. [Minot Daily News, 2-12-2014]

[name redacted], 46, pleaded guilty in January to several Commandment violations stemming from a July incident at the Christian Horizons Church in Peterborough, Ontario. [He] brought a prostitute inside the church, for sex, after hours, and stole money to pay her from a church drawer, then lied to police about being forced to raid the drawer. [Toronto Sun, 1-24-2014

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getting them off (snigger) as the store's name is an invitation to their activity.

The couple in #2 however are going to need divine intervention.

.....46 of Peterborough Ontario is my hero, not the stealing part though. I'm not a man of faith, so I'd have a great time fucking a woman in a Church. Who am I kidding? I have a great time fucking any woman I venture into sexual relations with, but the Church thing, haha that's cool.

restroom with another person.

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